Martin

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Lace 😊 😂

Me neither. I did accidentally have a kebab though... and some wine 🍷 😬😜😂

Dog toothpaste

Almost 2 months

Yep

Is the correct answer 🤣🤣

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Sounds like she needs a good shake 🤣

People need to meet the high standards expected of them innit 😂

WD40

Exemplary... I've had a lot of practice 😀

I don't believe in any god. Am I not British?
Also, how often do these weirdos go to church?

Deuce 💦😜

About 8 years if the previous owners are to be believed!!

Because I give a fun ride and will always get them there 😜😂🤣

And I'm full of air 🤣😂

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When did you retire from the drag scene, David? 😜

Inflatable dinghy 😀

Had to cut it out for health reasons and now find it too sweet. I used to eat a lot 😄. Have a little dark chocolate occasionally 😋

There once was a nun from Nuneaton, who for good looks just couldn't be beaten.
The monks from the Abbey couldn't help but be grabby, but she just smiled and said you'll never get into the habit...

My cock... apoo 😄

Chocolate

2 yrs 😴

Refuk's Braverman: "The working class has had it too good for too long. Leaving the ECHR will allow us to prioritise bosses over their workers."

If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics

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Work 🙄

Hope it's a warm celebration of his life for you all.

Oh yes, that's the very basics of erection maintenance. It's also a very handy place to hang your towel 😀

Sporran Dibber

Morning Kev, no juggling for me, just a day of working in the office after dropping the boss's car off for it's service.
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