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Excited to see FRANKENSTEIN when it hits Netflix (no theaters near me are playing it) but Im seeing a lot of chatter about how "GDT defied convention *finally* let the Creature be intelligent and eloquent" and I would like to say this is PENNY DREADFUL erasure, put respect on Rory Kinnear's name.

YELLOWJACKETS S3 takes its sweet fucking time getting going cause it has to spend its first half reorienting it's entire plot because they have to compensate for Juliette Lewis leaving but once it gets going it GOES.

John Cena the actor is more compelling than John Cena the wrestler and I'm sticking to it.

I don't want to alarm anyone here but this movie could be an All Timer.

I don't believe you

big agree with this. someone came on the subway playing a first person shooter game at full volume recently. what the fuck!

Rolling Stone excerpt about Montana’s ballot initiative to combat Citizens United

This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇

Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.

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CREATCH

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

the US government has arrived on bluesky

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Mr Beast is very emblematic of modern fame where he’s very successful, incredibly rich, gets 12 billion views on everything, and simultaneously, at the very same time, no one gives one single shit about him

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

Let the Swifties have their fucking album. I'm over here listening to the new soundtrack for a TRON movie I have no intention of seeing purely case NIN made it. We all like our own shit. Let the Taylor girls enjoy their stuff and just shut the fuck up about it, christ.

Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses.

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.

These two gotta go.

Any other studio could be doing stuff like this with its IP but it's just the continuing circle jerk of Avatar forever

Someone calling the Wounded Knee Massacre "The Battle of Wounded Knee" is one of those things that when you hear someone say it you should get to give them a swirlie or maybe hoist them up a flagpole by their jockstrap.

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

Take your time King. We appreciate you and your efforts.

a man wearing a green shirt and a black jacket says go birds ALT: a man wearing a green shirt and a black jacket says go birds

#Peacemaker

The Modern Day stuff is consistently the worst stuff in the entire AC series so I would not miss it.

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."