Madness Table

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

kind of a schroedinger thing where it *was* weird and not normal right up until he won again and every institution decided this is the world we live in going forth

That isn’t engaging with art it’s just ripping it off. You’re just a Sam Altman who wants to be able to get the product without having to acknowledge the work .

I was just saying tonight how the past friggin decade has been summed up by “I can’t go on… I’ll go on”.

“I don’t want people to give my work away“ “Well you SHOULD”

Jesus dude just be a quiet pirate and don’t try to pretend it’s a moral stance

ICE arguing this is actually an improvement because they asked

Juat listened to a podcast ep about a Jewish comedian touring Poland and absolutely everyone he met confiding in him that actually their grand/parents were part of the resistance.

christ on his throne, when the *generous* interpretation is “I wish I was wealthy and successful enough to have been tapped for captain pedophile’s rape network“.

Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Films Self Getting Plowed

Crony capitalism, which is the only bad kind, thinks all people are interchangeable and anyone can do just as good a job, but true american patriots know a whi- a real heritage American can do literally any job better than literally any immigrant.

Random boobs to give the movie a boost in the video store found to cause Sex Evil

“The powerful must be held to account for abusing their power”
is like the absolute floor of morality.

Everyone pointing out Trump’s not local and I’m making money fa$$$t with “Kill Your State and Federal Pedophiles” stickers

Alas I’m too obsessive, hopefully I can get in just on having ideas that turn out to be bad and not understanding most media.

The only unbelievable part was that the rich guy who does whatever the last person to talk to him tells him to wasn’t in it up to his neck.

Yeah man this is totally both sides spoiling for a fight and not Emperor Dumbass noticing his base hoots and claps whenever he explodes some Venezuelan rando.

They don’t talk about the adrenochrome any more but it’s central to the whole shebang.

Yeah the last decade has really shown that “although” should be an “as”

Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open

An 11-year-old tweet by Dollars Horton (@crushingbort) hmm well l'd say I'm fiscally conservative but socially very liberal. the problems are bad but their causes...their causes are very good

The Everest of Greens

Spending cuts: Excruciating
Tax increases: Call 911
Rent freeze: God is dead and we will be crushed beneath His corpse

Mossad knew it was horseshit, they could have asked their nephews.

And they’re excelling at it

They’re state regulators granted but it’s still making a call that you do indeed want that smoke.

800 that were bad enough that someone said “sure I’ll roll the dice on keeping my government job”

Halloween weekend, “Halloweekend” I’ve heard it called, we’d hang out, good times, tremendous hangs but not so much anymore. But we’re bringing it back like it used to be.

The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).

As a middle class white dude with no ambition myself, it’s always a trip to read someone talking like we‘re not bowling with the bumpers up, but the magic math of conservatism is 40% of a population convinced they’d all be 1%ers if only things were ‘fair’.

There’s a reason the entire country can taste-test ecstasy