Madness Table

Cf. ”Bush did 9/11” when he was being a demon in front of god and everybody

“Everybody is insincere” as neoliberal baseline

Gotta admit I did not expect Vince Foster

Oh totally, an explanation not an excuse.

We can’t let due process impede our pursuit of justice

But if they ask it out loud, they can multitask. People with young children are time-stressed and AI’s big lie/pitch is that it saves time.

Oh shit yes they’re back (camera pulls back and you can see I am talking to the podcast’s tombstone, insane with grief)

Having friends and making real products people want to buy is such cope.

And we are scared, not because AI has made us aware of our human limits (had a pretty good grasp on those), but because so many of our fellow humans, many of them influential, seem not to care if AI slop is any good.

I’m just glad they get to be excited

I know they said it was sincere but, how

The fascist promises the terfs to violate the bodily autonomy of trans people, the weird wellness grifters to violate the bodily autonomy of sick people, the pedophiles to violate the bodily autonomy of children, etc.

I’m sure it’s devastating in the UK, like an opposite “cunt”, but to my North American Commonwealth ear “wrong-uns” just sounds like off-brand candy. Pull over at the only gas station for hours and they’ve got wrong-uns, fruit nonces and chocolatey diddlers.

”MAGA Communist” remains the goat

iris-in noise as I bite down

Here on ze range I belonk,
Drifting alonk vith ze timblink tumbleweed

I should rewatch NEAR DARK

Haudy pahtner, vhat vind did you blow in on

Wow okay guess we're gatekeeping art from people who don't like or care about it now

Any joke people have to be told is funny is gonna be extremely dire

obvs the message is good but can we as a society stop pretending the asterisk thing is not doing cusses and just say the words

Presidential debate stage, 2032:

Mamdani: I also choose my opponent's dead wife

I’m guessing they don’t know or don‘t believe in the conterminity of the Abrahamic god/s and thinks Allah’s a whole separate demon; a rarity now but you got a lot of those back in the Bush years.

Yeah dogg the fever is definitely breaking on that one.

Almost certainly that’s the point, both sides are eager for a pivot. The NYT gets another reasonable conservative commentator and Shapiro extracts himself from a right where it’s increasingly dicey to be Jewish.

I’m with the FBI Sheriffs

Two tumblr posts from user theinfiknight Hang on I gotta google something real quick Ok this is funny

Which makes the ”uhhhhh no season we’re renovating” dodge all the more hilarious. He absolutely had a list that he carefully crafted while ignoring someone explaining a drone strike, and it went nowhere.

I’m just impressed they have witches with some humility.

Politics as fully interactive dramatic performance

wowzers