Punished Spineflu

post the list

oh great. amazon announced vehicle sales. now i gotta worry about randos driving the car i ordered off the porch

136 kids per day. business as usual in omelas.

tell her they're the closure of the reals under subtraction, im sure it'll click for her

at least one member of the saudi royal family; it has the smell of future investment in anti-us/israeli for the purposes of weakening the US as the hegemon. they smell which way the wind is blowing with brics.

a peasant wouldn't have been killed by a dorito, but a mid-80s computer engineer would've definitely been killed by a single chrome tab

Never forget

itd be cool if restaurants had like, present capacity on their wwbsites so i could gauge how "around people"/waitlisted i want to be when deciding where to eat

screenshot of the following text from rax’s newsletter: Then I quit drinking, and leaving Bushwick became a priority. Not only was it a neighborhood I hadn't wanted to live in, but now the very bars and clubs I'd once spent so much time in were a liability to my sobriety. Case in point: until I moved last month, I've spent my entire sober life living a block away from an obvious junkie house. Maybe it's only obvious to me — I spent a lot of time in junkie houses at one point, and I suppose I've never forgotten my way back, the hazy-looking people on the stoop, the lamp in a particular window that only turns on at particular hours. For a year and a half, I thought longingly about how easy it would be to wait for the lamp to turn on and then just...walk in. Stay an hour, stay a day. Sean would never know I'd done it. No one would ever know I'd done it.

i wrote about the neighborhood i just moved into and why i had to leave the other one behind
www.patreon.com/posts/911538...

shout out to all the music reviews writing on the new blink-182 album who manage to work in a less tortured version of the sentence "No one loves you when its 2023."

james cameron goes to tbe front of the conference room
and adds a final S
S K I N A M A R I N K S
and then draws a line through it $
the executives all drop their jaws

oh i don't know your tastes at all, thats just my favorite movie

A retelling of the Dril bit about “dracula is in our sights!” but with the part of Metal Gear Solid 2 when you are actually sniping a vampire

I realized that one of my favorite dril tweets accurately summarizes at least an hour of the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2

speed racer (2008)

embedding code in my webp files to "sudo rm -rf" any AI training pc they're opened on

Mike's Hard Salami

there's a massive, open conspiracy to turn old white guys into unhinged spree killers and we're all just supposed to shrug and call it "the marketplace of ideas" or whatever

i wrote some tips for you :)

starting to think maybe spending every night careening across the internet isn't the move

i hate when i get so high that i time travel

just walked past my cat using rhe litter box and got a huge, "DO YOU MIND?!!" deathglare from him

i;m the one who makes the lego racers go

can't believe they put a wall plate over the gloryhole at work >:(

it will also answer in the affirmative if you ask "is piss a vegetable"

what a good day to ask google and/or alexa if piss is a vegetable

bluesky doesn't feel like early twitter, because i can't send texts to bluesky.

cohost is also like this but with less specter of VC enshittification