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MAD Magazine back cover fold-in lookin-ass.

Was this while you were slowly sinking into quicksand?

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Comforting to think that even now, Trump is experiencing some form of ice cold terror

Growing up, I’d always assumed that the most difficult portions of my life would involve waving torches to fend off wolves.

It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

Always important to read the alt text.

That's so many content. And yet, ironically, you remain discontent, yes.

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

If you had such powers, I suspect you wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

"Something must be done. This is something, therefore we must do it."

Their powers of what?!

Oh, this I gotta hear!

That's really good.

That's a lovely photo.

A woodcut of a bird beside the text, "when this shit is all over I am going to punch you right in the dick"

hey remember the time I got suspended from Meta platforms for this comic because I was "inciting violence"

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

Johnny Cash giving a one finger salute

Me

I’m back.
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Hey @safety.bsky.app just got a lil' question for you if you can spare a few seconds from suspending people for quoting Johnny Cash lyrics...

Why is this still up after multiple reports?

We love an accurately drawn guitar!

He doesn't deserve Bluey.

"We shall fight on the beaches.
We shall fight on the landing grounds.
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets.
We shall fight in the hills.
We shall never surrender!"

No we're not, and no we're not.

Inside you are two wolves. One straddling the line 'twixt discord and rhyme. One's mouth is alive with juices like wine.

"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean

A super sexy partially muscled Ned Flanders stands instead of Dr Manhattan in a reimagined comic panel from Watchmen Text reads: NOVEMBER 14TH: A STUPID SEXY PARTIALLY MUSCLED SKELETON STANDS BY THE PERIMETER FENCE AND SCREAMS FOR THIRTY SECONDS BEFORE VANISHING... GILA FLATS TEST BASE JauntyArt24

Happy Stupid Sexy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day to all those who celebrate it!

All jokes aside, it's pretty messed up that the cult is more likely to see a consensual act with another man as more of a deal breaker than non-consensual acts with minors.

Fiction has to be at least somewhat believable. Reality has no such constraint.

TITBISCUITS

My daughter is 21. I can't even conceive of wanting to date someone even younger than her, let alone putting in the work to actually make it happen.