mediocre

My brother bought an old windmill with a bit of land, and in the first storm, some of his trees fell on the field of his neighbour.

Luckily, my sister just did a chainsaw / tree felling course. Never knew there's such a thing, but there you go.

Are you chopping down the tree?

Hahaha what the fuck.

(this could've been 90% of Paul McCarthy's work really)

Rotterdam represent

BRING IT ON

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Heheh precies.

Verder vindt mijn vrouw dat ik er ook zo bij zit:

Hahaha als Hagenaar is dat echt niet te doen. Leuke serie inderdaad MAAR DAT UITZICHT IS NIET VANUIT EEN MINISTERIE

Congrats and welcome to the club!

Vreselijke misser om hem teervlekkenzwam te noemen en niet goudguttatiezwam.

Woorden kunnen niet omschrijven hoe graag ik een Vrolijk Pasen-kersttrui zou willen hebben.

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

Photo of a magic 8 ball with a 'goatse' version of the OpenAI logo and the words ChatGPT on it, next to a white box that says "ChatGPT offline version". Inset are photos of the 8-ball responses such as "That's a great question", "You're 1000% right" and "Too many requests try again later" and then another photo from the back of the box of a holographic authenticity sticker that says FAKE.

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

Deze ochtend de formatie voor jullie samengevat. Graag gedaan!

Today in the Netherlands we celebrate Sinterklaas. It's the annual purge of misbehaving children who are shipped off to Spain by an avenging bishop.

After the purge, families come together and celebrate with gifts and hot cocoa.

Prachtig, een van mijn favoriete zwammen

I'll just ask my neighbour

I believe we can

A herring gull perched on top of a light post, right outside my window

Do you ever have the feeling like you're being watched?

and thus creating another layer of funny

really enjoying all the alt texts

are the russians having a laugh?

such a timeless classic

YouTube video by Nocturnus - Topic Climate Controller

His coming was already predicted in 1992 by sci-fi death metal pioneers Nocturnus

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt6E...

Hahaha WHAT

Two girls in school uniforms. One girl is holding a tuba over the face of the other girl, labeled 'me'. The tuba is labeled 'Unwanted AI' and the girl holding the tuba is labeled 'every company'.

Just started working today and already had three companies had their AI tubas wrapped around my face.

Yeah, a sort of race gaming wheel I guess. He came up crossing the street with that stand on his shoulder. Only the cross was visible, making him look like he was on his way to a crucifixion.

A mother and daughter walking down the street. The mother is holding a small christmas tree and a plant, while the daughter carries a large winter-themed shopping bag.

It's starting to look a lot like a bonsai Christmas

#candid #street #photography #christmas #tree #mother #daughter #TheHague

A young man at the bus stop. At his feet are a gaming steering wheel and pedals, and a device that looks like a stand of some kind.

BYOD

Dude is going to have the bus ride of his life

#candid #street #photography #BusStop #dutch

Ooohh didn't know this one