Soigné West

FUCK I didn’t know this was still playing

It’s in the 2022 Championship display window at Daikin where it belongs

Super Bowl Winner Not For Jets Sam Darnold Meme

love seeing some Super Bowl ads

@davidjroth.bsky.social is this as Mets Excellence™️ as I think it is?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I bet Aaron Rodgers is so upset right now because he lost and got tackled a lot" is honestly something that someone who's jealous about how much Raw Water he's about to consume would say. In a week his paramecium levels are going to be triple yours. A week later, triple that. Deal with it.

Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.

they’re finally gonna bring the villain of TERROR TRAIN to justice

I know a mf ain’t out here chiding students about brainrot when they don’t know the difference between “affect” and “effect”

Legitimately had to go double check the Wikipedia plot summary because I thought I was losing my mind lol

I’m in as long as you pre-greenlight my remake of DEMONS set at River Oaks starring me and @scurveyx.bsky.social

not really nomination-worthy but I will be thinking of you as Dr. Goldstein henceforth

lmaoooooo

ah shoot @robsaucedo.bsky.social guess you’ll just have to book another screening, what a shame…

the prequel to Alex Garland’s MEN.

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Silently judging everyone who picked respectable grownup movies

My 8-year-old self’s Letterbox’d Top 4

Southland Tales, apparently

@davidjroth.bsky.social do you think Curbes Lurb turned them down

@scurveyx.bsky.social HAHAHA he actually did it the mad lad

Love the French guy that sounds like he’s been smoking 12 packs a day since infancy and also eats glass for breakfast. Everything I want from a Frenchman.

Goddamn…

@robsaucedo.bsky.social booked it before I could even ask if you were going to 🫡🫡

felt compelled to make this while listening @davidjroth.bsky.social

I almost said “Lance!” when he showed up haha

@scurveyx.bsky.social there lol

The Tomb of Dracula (1980) Boston, United States. Dracula, the immortal vampire, interrupts a satanic ritual and flees with Dolores, the woman whom the members of the evil cult are about to murder. Overwhelmed by his love for h...

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