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I'd never heard of the word "squelching" until it became one of the most common words that show up in the closed captions of Netflix movies

Ah yes.

Last year I found out at the airport that the code share had upgraded me.

Awesome, right?

Until I realized that they considered a middle seat in a "preferred" section to be an upgrade over the window seat with leg room that I specifically chose and paid for.

For the last couple of decades, special teams has been the only part of the Raiders that has been consistently good. I guess we've lost that now too

HR: Can you explain this gap in your resume? You were working as a mall cop till 2025, then there's nothing until now.

Applicant: Stress leave.

HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?

A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!

HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.

A: Are you Haitian or something?

She needs to be careful. Charlie used to do that and it caused his head to enlarge to gargantuan proportions

Zitron's head is about to explode

I just got Everybody Wants to Rule the World! It's perfect

Long enough to see the unintended consequences of your actions and say, "Eh, well I'm dying so not my problem."

Was just discussing how Cheney would be viewed as a moderate now because he didn't finish the job and then blame his friend for blocking his shot

"That's Incredible!" host Fran Tarkenton

Dan Quinn needs to answer some questions about his choice to send Jayden Daniels out in that situation. It's not like he wasn't already battling injuries

OMG Jayden Daniels having that happen in the 4th quarter of a blowout

Don't look at the replay

First of all I think it's amazing that Dua Lipa is actually her real name, because it sounds like a great stage name.

Secondly, that dude is really wearing that outfit

But what if she loves that nickname?

I've seen it at both Superstore and Sobeys, but I don't think they call it mirepoix. I think they just list the ingredients in the name

Always nice being in Canada, where I have to pay DAZN to get the NFL package that I have already paid DAZN for back at home.

I'm just going to come out and say it... I don't care for Yamamoto

Lol could you imagine if this goes 18 innings #baseballsky

Nature shifted into reverse this morning in Nova Scotia

#Melissa

[Nova Scotia yesterday]: The leaves on the trees are so beautiful

[NS today]: No leaves

#Melissa

If the Jays win on Friday, Canada will go nuts. There will be incidents.

"Hello 911? Send help! Frankenstein, a ghost, and what looked like a sexy cat just flipped my car!"

Pretty sure that Enrique Hernandez is really Zac Ephron #baseballsky

Any word on whether those escaped diseased monkeys had monkeypox?

And 4-11 person who considers themselves a love god is going to have some idiosyncrasies

[5-2 including hair at any given moment]

I'm a 55 year old man and I do this

Also thinking this kinda shifts the narrative of the Dodgers stealing signs and away from Springer RIP

Kershaw on the mound dammit

Because of the government shutdown, there is nobody available to enforce the regulation that a baseball game must, in fact, end
#baseballsky

Brendon Little is living the rare existence of someone who is good enough to be named to a World Series roster and yet also so unreliable that your manager chooses to keep you out of a 16 inning game when haven't pitched for over a week #baseballsky

This game has been going on so long that I dashed to the can between innings and came back to see my TV had timed itself off #baseballsky