who cares

did a custie tell me in the middle of a solo rush that I was doing a great job?
yes

did I reply with "I know"?
unfortunately also yes

saying "inshallah": +1
only saying "inshallah" to hope you are struck dead: -1

A magazine ad for Wish-Bone Orleans dressing. There is an image of a white dude's floating visage in a white void, shoveling some salad greens and tomato into his gaping maw. At the bottom is a garden salad next to a glass salad dressing bottle. The copy reads "How about a little smack in the mouth?"

Wish-Bone Orleans Dressing (1966-1969): Essentially a blend of French dressing and bleu cheese dressing, with some additional herbs and spices

at least we have multiple figures in the federal government who look like they're hiding a zombie bite from the rest of their party

it's trivia tuesday and boy are these undergrads stupid lmao

indeed it is hi puppies 👋👋

ooo or one of those stretchy goth choker things that @actualkatherine.bsky.social probably owned a ton of

you should get her a lil choker necklace

oh my god do the stall doors still bang close at a million decibels??

aaaaaahhh I want to sit between and pet in tandem

been telling everyone who'll listen that I felt this game changing my brain chemistry in such a positive way lmao

lolol as I told you before, it was simply renting a car and driving some folks around. lugging equipment sometimes.

pics from that shoot. lmao that's the Pentagon

oh holy shit lmao I was a PA on a BBC doc on this www.bbc.com/video/docs/s...

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

yeah let nazgul into the olympic village!

"strategic personnel appointments" to differentiate from tactical deployment

Photo of four cut-paper art pieces laid out on a small table. Two of them depict cute dogs, one depicts a cute cat, and the final one is a little tiny cafe sign with blue-and-gold lettering. They are all fairly colorful and use a wide variety of patterned papers.

My previous round/batch of artworks (pictured here) are all finally out there in the world, yay, and I'm nearly done with the current batch.
So if you wanted to c0mmissi0n some cut-paper folk art for yourself, now's the time to start thinking about what you want

spent a whole hour at work today just trying to figure out who the dumb bitch was and it turns out I was the dumb bitch the entire time

troubled by a recurring dream: im working in a delicatessen and
a woman comes in, looks me up and down and asks me to give her a pound of tongue. id say “well I don’t get off till four of clock maam” and she’d say, “well I don’t get off at all sir and that’s why I want some tongue” then i wake up

In Donkey Kong 64, the Giant Spider miniboss can only be fought once. Modifying the game to fight it a second time makes it unceremoniously explode. While this appears to be a glitch, examining the code reveals it was actually deliberately added for the developers' own amusement.

humans are the only apes to be blessed with chins, so that we may lower them in shame

Headline: daters beware these small clues could mean you're secretly being recorded with smart glasses

been saying for years that women don't have enough to worry about

it was the one with the handler in yellow!

lmao a fictional "DC commuter"

that rings true for every dog of every breed, even the aloof ones. got kissed and nibbled on ferociously by a saluki after i congratulated her

went to the dog show today and i am happy to report that all the dogs, every single blessed one of them, were good