Rob Thorne 🇺🇦

It was that or release Epstein files, and the Pedo President isn't gonna do that, is he?

I guess ICE was busy. I'm not sure who gets the fancy Gestapo style uniforms, but that's for Trump to decide.

You'd think they'd have settled for sending the health department instead. Serving rotten meat is already illegal, without regard to the proprietor's immigration status.

What we do for... MONEY...

Although truth be told, Trump be the kind of guy who will pay for it. Ask Stormy.

In Melania's Joker like defense, if you're good at something you don't do it for free. Loomer, on the other hand...

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If that putz was going get a prize, it would be from the Ignoble Prizes, and would involve no small amount of ridicule.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobe...

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George, wasn't it *Germany* that bombed Pearl Harbor. I mean, this guy knew more than anyone currently in this administration.

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The giant worm in RFK Jnr's brain chasing down his last firing neurons...

I'm sure that the Norwegian Nobel Committee could give him a participation trophy, in lieu of Greenland. Or was that Denmark? Or we could just have Trump invade them both.

It's OK. Trump is throwing in all of Alaska as a sweetener on the deal. Russia will get all of Ukraine, all of Alaska, and Trump will get his Nobel Peace Prize. What's not to like?

I'm sure that John Roberts would allow Alaska to keep their electoral votes, even as a Russian protectorate. I mean, we're all friends, amirite?

What's the over/under on him giving Alaska back to Russia on that trip?

Seward's ghost must be rolling in his grave. HE'S GONNA GIVE ALASKA BACK, ISN'T HE?

For such individuals, the Satellite of Love was constructed.

The whole exercise being performative horse hockey to please the Furor in the White House, does that even matter?

Republicans sure are pulling out all the stops to wield the government against Texas Democrats. Warrants, FBI, court processes. Not a second wasted. Goes to show that if they *wanted* to bring Epstein's clients to justice, they could. They just don't want to.

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Shame she's so sensitive about how she appears on South Park. I'm sure she's had a lot of "work done" on her appearance, and it shows.

And yet, it is all a game.

So, they're plying the IL courts with Monopoly(TM) Money essentially?

Or possibly, even in Texas.

I don't know. It's not like she shot her dog or anything else that South Park might be hinting at. THAT CANNOT BE!!

OK, he expects the course in IL to enforce their DEMAND DEMOCRATS RETURN BECAUSE REASONS. Hopefully if there was a filing fee, he paid it with bills from his Monopoly(TM) set, because real US currency would be off-brand for this guy.

On what *possible* grounds? Is it illegal to visit IL?

Pirate dog is stealing that boat for sure, somebody better stop him before he crosses into Canada.

Dude's head is now mounted on the wall of the buffalo's living room, apparently.

Never mind, since it turns out only the subtitles are in Chinese. New York State, he says.

Where did this happen? A link would be good. Thanks!

If you wouldn't feed a mouse a cookie, don't feed the ravenous rabid rats in the White House either, if you want to deal with that particular infestation.

Who says she isn't? Her family didn't finish them all off in the 1940s; why not now?