Tim (no relation)

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

What is the internet

A miserable pile of secrets

"please do not get me started about Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea he is a terrible man who deserves the grave"

Today in "things I did not anticipate needing to post in the Teams chat at work"

Yeah but you gotta use the big one in the cargo bay

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

No Hyperspace of intro battle cards, I assume? Because that would be a gorgeous hyper

Thank Gorn It's Friday

some days all you need is a perfect clone of yourself and a claw hammer and he starts screaming OH GOD IM THE CLONE IM THE CLONE and you close your eyes and smile

he fucks

I am in a 3 hour class about Email and the trainer looks like Kirkland Signature Tim Robinson

In the same way that one plays Mozart near the baby to exert natal influence, one could instead play the greatest hits of pioneering Christian rock group Degarmo & Key

This cloud looks like a white fluffy anal plug.

It's flared at the base

A burgundy recline with a pile of blankets on it. A small dog is burrowed under some of the blankets, and an orange binder with many Star Wars Unlimited cards in it is on the arm of the chair.

Figgis the Dog helped me sort my #StarWarsUnlimited cards today

I wonder if somebody still has the little alien mummy

1990s newspaper advertisement for "Baywatch" and "Star Trek: The Next Generation"

#StarTrek

Fox Mulder's I want to believe poster but the saucer UFO is replaced by the satellite of love from mst3k

A Grand Inquisitor showcase card from the Legends of the Force set of Star Wars Unlimited.

Nice prerelaase kit #StarWarsUnlimited

Four copies of the card Tuk'Ata from the Legends of the Force set of Star Wars Unlimited. One is the normal card, one is a foil card, one is a Hyperspace card, and one is a Hyperspace Foil.

Prerelease 2: the Tuk'Ata Royal Flush #StarWarsUnlimited

The card Dengar Spawn from the Legends of the Force set of Star Wars Unlimited. It has six damage marked on it and eleven experience tokens on it, indicated by one experience token card with two dice on it showing a five and a six to indicate eleven tokens.

Just a casual 14/14 #StarWarsUnlimited

In some ages society favors the tall, in others the autist. In those rare eras where the Tall Autist holds sway, peace and prosperity travel from generation to generation.

Call me Daryl Hall and/or John Oates because Kriss is on my list of leaders to try out once the forthcoming set of Star Wars Unlimited is released

Kidz Bop version of 4′33″ by John Cage

Brak dancing in front of the brat summer green

time to bring back Brak Summer

I appreciate this not just because I had wondered a lot about how the larger Star Wars release schedule and the SWU development timeline interact, but also because this increases the chances of seeing my large adult son Yord on a card someday.

Choo choo

A plush Jean-Luc Picard next to a 5-pack of lightbulbs showing only four bulbs in the illustration

oh no

apple tv hire me to write ART for season 2 of murderbot or be known as cowards

do you got little hairs that sense prey

Vrillon was right

Shot for shot remake of No Country For Old Men but with the cars from Cars