Salty

It's golden kitty hour

After +16 years I have decided to hang up my consulting boots. Here is a list of things I won't miss:
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font

*clutches my sting of calcium carbonate secretion balls made by oysters and clams

A pond scene with blue and pink iris flowers under a canopy of fig leaves, a sting of baby lily pads skimming the surface of the water. Two tadpoles swim towards the shelter of the lily pads, on their own adventure away from the dozens of brothers and sisters in a frantic haze at the edge of the pond. It must be quite chaotic over there. The blue sky and fluffy clouds reflect off the pond surface, unaffected by the teeming life below it.

Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs

Victoria Beckham's documentary was less spicy than I expected.

🥁

Brah.

What is even going on with this world?

I would like a refund.

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Have you tried giving it some morals?

We've got an uncle in the furniture business...

We're having a heritage day celebration at the office so I dressed up in a beautiful sari.

(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)

I won't say I'm not tempted...

Artwork by @pigsbliss on twitter its a very unusual art piece of FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from the tv show the X files xfiles it features both agents standing at someone's doorway she is holding her fbi badge and he has his hands in his pockets their eyes are unusually placed its amazing art

Air Force 1's

Satisfyingly fantastic song this one. What a voice

open.spotify.com/track/2PGdkS...

Wordle 1,538 4/6

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Yasis

Sometimes my husband and I try to out-cute each other with our outfit choices and all it achieves is us being too damn adorable for the streets of Joburg.

It's a hot morning, the leaves and flowers are popping, my pool looks like a Van Gogh

Happy birthday Jess!!! 🎈🎉🎁🎆

A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! 🚀🦅✨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?

realistic Star Trek

Really jealous of trees and their ability to turn over a new leaf.

It's not Ai

It's an I

You morons.

The blom in question

Spring came in so fast that the cherry blossoms didn't get the chance to osso, they went from 0 to blom.

I know I'm old because I can barely understand the language that the cats are using these days.

Can haz translayshun plz?

Do you think my cat is offended by me not electing to use her name in any of my passwords?

I'm applying for jobs.

Criteria:

☑️ Stay at home
☑️ Breakfast and dinner provided
☑️ Multiple seating options
☑️ A long stick with a feather on the end
☑️ A patch of catnip

Qualifications:
Very good at meowing
Also very good at pushing objects off a table

The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl Tétreault in 2016. It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood

*cough* *hack* *huhum*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

It's all downhill past 40, apparently

And to that I say...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!