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@chocmilk.bsky.social

Sometimes insightful, mostly nonsense.

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It's golden kitty hour

05.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After +16 years I have decided to hang up my consulting boots. Here is a list of things I won't miss:
- Timesheets
- Referring to my boss as my "partner"
- Creating a presentation deck for a meeting that could have been an email
- That Georgia font

22.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*clutches my sting of calcium carbonate secretion balls made by oysters and clams

22.10.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pond scene with blue and pink iris flowers under a canopy of fig leaves, a sting of baby lily pads  skimming the surface of the water. Two tadpoles swim towards the shelter of the lily pads, on their own adventure away from the dozens of brothers and sisters in a frantic haze at the edge of the pond. It must be quite chaotic over there. The blue sky and fluffy clouds reflect off the pond surface, unaffected by the teeming life below it.

A pond scene with blue and pink iris flowers under a canopy of fig leaves, a sting of baby lily pads skimming the surface of the water. Two tadpoles swim towards the shelter of the lily pads, on their own adventure away from the dozens of brothers and sisters in a frantic haze at the edge of the pond. It must be quite chaotic over there. The blue sky and fluffy clouds reflect off the pond surface, unaffected by the teeming life below it.

Pond scape, with bonus baby frogs

14.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Victoria Beckham's documentary was less spicy than I expected.

πŸ₯

13.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brah.

What is even going on with this world?

I would like a refund.

13.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

12.10.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Have you tried giving it some morals?

30.09.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We've got an uncle in the furniture business...

30.09.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're having a heritage day celebration at the office so I dressed up in a beautiful sari.

(But mostly because I want to look good for the rapture)

23.09.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I won't say I'm not tempted...

20.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Artwork by @pigsbliss on twitter its a very unusual art piece of FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from the tv show the X files xfiles it features both agents standing at someone's doorway she is holding her fbi badge and he has his hands in his pockets their eyes are unusually placed its amazing art

Artwork by @pigsbliss on twitter its a very unusual art piece of FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from the tv show the X files xfiles it features both agents standing at someone's doorway she is holding her fbi badge and he has his hands in his pockets their eyes are unusually placed its amazing art

18.09.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9437    πŸ” 2338    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 46
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19.09.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8
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Air Force 1's

Satisfyingly fantastic song this one. What a voice

open.spotify.com/track/2PGdkS...

06.09.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,538 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Yasis

04.09.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes my husband and I try to out-cute each other with our outfit choices and all it achieves is us being too damn adorable for the streets of Joburg.

30.08.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a hot morning, the leaves and flowers are popping, my pool looks like a Van Gogh

30.08.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Jess!!! πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽ†

28.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation.
Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL.
Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN!
IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION.
THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF
PREY! πŸš€πŸ¦…βœ¨
Picard: ARE YOU SURE?
LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN.
Data: ...
Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONGβ„’ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT?
Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration.
Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?

A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! πŸš€πŸ¦…βœ¨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONGβ„’ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?

realistic Star Trek

26.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6530    πŸ” 2502    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 79

Really jealous of trees and their ability to turn over a new leaf.

26.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not Ai

It's an I

You morons.

21.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The blom in question

21.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spring came in so fast that the cherry blossoms didn't get the chance to osso, they went from 0 to blom.

21.08.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm old because I can barely understand the language that the cats are using these days.

Can haz translayshun plz?

18.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think my cat is offended by me not electing to use her name in any of my passwords?

18.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 12.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5057    πŸ” 1031    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 27

I'm applying for jobs.

Criteria:

β˜‘οΈ Stay at home
β˜‘οΈ Breakfast and dinner provided
β˜‘οΈ Multiple seating options
β˜‘οΈ A long stick with a feather on the end
β˜‘οΈ A patch of catnip

Qualifications:
Very good at meowing
Also very good at pushing objects off a table

04.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl TΓ©treault in 2016. 

It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl TΓ©treault in 2016. It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood

01.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7675    πŸ” 1166    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 72

*cough* *hack* *huhum*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

29.07.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all downhill past 40, apparently

And to that I say...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

29.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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