@davehumbird.bsky.social
model citizen | zero discipline
I'm on the website/I'm in the Plato's Cave/I'm in the combination website/Plato Cave
23.02.2026 01:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, maybe the winter salt got em all
20.02.2026 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was really common to see them around DTC/Park Meadows in 2024 but now they're pretty rare again. I like to think they all broke down.
20.02.2026 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, heyβgreat. Youβre the first one here. This is the wall. βMeet the wall lolβ haha. No, yeah, youβre gonna wanna face it.
19.02.2026 02:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I lived in (north) Germany as a kid and my parents loved to make fuckin Rumtopf. Itβs just berries macerated in booze.
18.02.2026 03:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0[nodding sagely]
17.02.2026 03:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only Family Guy bit that ever stuck with me is when the doctor says βit appears that your insides are haunted by a spooky skeleton manβ
17.02.2026 02:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wearing a leather jacket to a town hall meeting and standing up to speak would fix me
17.02.2026 00:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[TOOL voice] WHYYY can we not be cozy
14.02.2026 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I went to that one two years ago. It had a different name though. A nice experience with some bubbles
12.02.2026 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I once skipped class to go to the mall and buy Pork Soda
12.02.2026 03:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs one in the room right nowβ¦but we donβt talk about it
12.02.2026 00:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hell, i could demon
10.02.2026 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0120 Days of Slalom
10.02.2026 02:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Love too care for & cherish a cat
09.02.2026 04:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching the big game (βThe Pittβ season 2 (2026))
09.02.2026 00:06 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lovely weather for it, maybe a nice iced coffee to pass the time?
03.02.2026 18:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I wanna Brock
I want two Brocks
get well soon (derogatory)
22.01.2026 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus. Head on inβI shall roll this boulder to close your cave.
19.01.2026 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some patients reported βhell yeahβ
17.01.2026 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Really looking forward to the whiskey, you guys
17.01.2026 00:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've been watering the lawn! (mostly to wash the dog piss down)
13.01.2026 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Any small animal is lowkey murderous when having rabies is the vibe
11.01.2026 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Labrador dog with cheap plastic cone around neck
28 F this morning, we went out for 10 minutes and he fuckin shattered this thing against a wall
09.01.2026 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last time I was there, it got so hot in our tarmac bus that a poor dude fainted. It was JANUARY
09.01.2026 21:00 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0newyerars resolution to learn DVORAK keyboraed
02.01.2026 19:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can see it now:
1.
Iβm sitting in the dark, knife in hand, waiting for his signature catch phrase:
βBeep beep coming thru lolβ
And I would eat five hundred pies
And uh I would eat five hundred more
Just to be the man who ate a thousand
Pies and asked you for some more
