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and the lawyers. Lots of billable hours!

Who’s Dave Portnoy?

Sam Altman saying some dumb shit about "I coiuldn't raise a newborn without ChatGPT" and Jimmy Fallon doing that stupid fucking Jimmy Fallon thing where he laughs really hard at an unfunny story his guest is telling.

Screenshotting this as a public service so no one who follows me has to hear Fallon's voice.

Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.

my ability to be normal for the next 2-30 years will be dependent on this man. i wish him the best.

The Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl promotional stuff this year is really going above and beyond.

Ok I’m back to hating on them.

Penn State:

Penn State:

Joe Paterno was a deeply, deeply, flawed man who he HIMSELF admitted should have done more in light of the Sandusky scandal. The Terry Smith "409" pin was a gross display of pandering and if you can't see that, then I'm sorry. I can't help you. Go outside or something.

We'll swing by THE McDonald's.

Trains? You like trains? We got those.

Coach Campbell, can I interest you in a Sheetz coffee for breakfast, then Best Way for lunch, then we’ll end the night at Mike’s Court for dinner?

The Paterno Cult’s days/hours are dwindling. We have a shot! Hold the line!

Pat Kraft...bring me Matt Campbell.

LSU's search involved a loudmouth governor blowing up the whole process and embarrassing the university and state. They got the best candidate on the market. Penn State has had a very quiet search with limited leaking and they've gotten life lessons about how the universe gets swallowed by the sun

Penn State Twitter is a hellscape right now. Check in if you dare.

Sheetz MTO order board showing P. Kraft and K. Sitake

Spotted at the Altoona Sheetz???

let’s get weird with it

Me to Pat Kraft:

Always remember Lane Kiffin is a Nepo Baby. This is classic Nepo Baby behavior. Please continue to follow me for basic psychological examinations of football coaches.

Me: “Penn State is going to a bowl game.”

My wife: “That’s ridiculous.”

#JustinFiorilli4Prison

AS I WAS SAYING

dogfight with Rutgers* I’m fired up. Bring me DeBoer.

“But he’s Penn State! He brings juice!” We’re in a first half dogfight with a team that HE helped recruit and coach

this first half should just about do it for the Terry Smith HC campaign. Seriously. I’m serious. Everyone just be serious for a moment.

oh yeah…this PSU/Rutgers is just going to be Classic butt football

Penn State: one final regular season rodeo.

Let’s ride.

just got the call. Didn't get the position.

every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner

Terry, please be Bob Chesney's GM.