Rev Darren Jalland

Lost elections are rigged, won elections are fair. Good job numbers are real, bad ones are fake. Sex trafficking is bad, unless the traffickers will blame your enemies. Crime is bad, unless the criminals are pro-Trump. This isn’t 4D chess, or even tic-tac-toe, just Autocrat 101.

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This man is a Conservative MP and former No.10 adviser.

I mean, how do you even bat one armed?

This is all just theatre now. The game's over, but this could still be fun.

Wandering the Camp Bestival site in the early hours, I was surprised to find kid’s tv presenters Dick & Dom doing a rave DJ set. As I was getting used to that, they dropped an Ozzy Osbourne tribute and played War Pigs. 🤘

Want to do a Back to the Future 2 style film where 70 year old Adam Ant goes back to 1985 and tries to convince his younger self to do Prince Charming instead of Viva Le Rock.

Whacking his younger self over the head with a copy of NME's "1985 in review" & calling him "butthead" a lot.

Thanks Peter

Beyond parody

Thanks. I actually keep forgetting my age now.

A dairy-free cake for Mrs J, but I'm sure I'll have som of both

Thanks!! 😁

Thanks!! 😃

My birthday cake with a 5 candle and a 2 candle on it, in that order. Someone clearly made a mistake!

The numbers on my cake are the wrong way round. They must be.

It’s become one of those regimes

Oh, it's is

My wife as I was about to go out tonight,

"Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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Well, you can have cheese"

Following on the basis of being a fellow blockee of Robinson. It's an indication you're doing something right.

UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel agrees to Gaza ceasefire and other conditions - live updates Starmer says the UK will take the step at a UN meeting unless Israel makes

If Palestine can be recognised then it should be recognised immediately, with no conditions. It shouldn't be used as a threat or bargaining chip. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...

If Hannah Hampton has no depth perception, my helpful suggestion for the men's team is that they poke one of Jordan Pickford's eyes out.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie Frappart is one of thebest referees around, but some of her decisions tonight have been utterly baffling

Even my grandson is cheering the #Lionesses and he's Scottish

And too young to know, to be fair, but I'll take it

Harrison Ford as Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back, as he delivers the famous line “I know”; the caption reads “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

might fuck around and put the wrong quote on some movie stills

Luke Skywalker saying I know

We should call it the Gulf of Epstein.

Thanks! Right back at you.

My wife holding an A4 piece of card saying "You don't deserve a better piece of cardboard than this"

Anti-Trump protests in Aberdeen

Anti-Trump protests in Aberdeen

Anti-Trump protests in Aberdeen

Aberdeen turned up to say no to the orange man-baby today

No, absolutely not! 😂