Decorative G.O.R.D. from the machine

Okay hear me out:

What about an Ig Nobel Peace Prize?

Cool I guess but they just swapped the head of the Church from a chick to a dude a few years ago so it’s swings and roundabouts.

One of the reasons why housing the homeless is actually less expensive for communities.

My only use for the Google AI window is if to press the plus it sometimes has links you can go to to get actual information, and that’s quicker than scrolling past both the AI window and the sponsored results.

If Google eliminated the text content of the window it would be more useful.

listen buddy it ain't called cisformers

Charlie Kirk would have done Antipope the right way.

GENERALS GATHERING IN THEIR MASSES/

TO BE TOLD THEY’RE ALL FAT ASSES/

You misspelled tailor.

Sean Connery is a red strapped outfit. He's very hairy.

William Shatner as Captain Kirk. He's in a black strapped outfit and has a smooth chest.

before and after hegseth's directive

Photo of Garthe Knight with tidy moustache and soul patch, a la Errol Flynn, and hair helmet a la Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter.

Oh there’s a wiki. That will probably answer many questions only to prompt new ones:

WAIT WAIT WAIT The man who became known as Michael Knight had reconstructive surgery to make him look like David Hasselhoff in the first episode. How does he have an identical twin?

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

He specified northern chippy, you’re not going to fool us!

This rap of yours doesn’t even rhyme.

Anyone else see this and think they missed Weird Al Yankovic’s latest music video?

Which strong implication that the same thing happened to DiCaprio’s character before the movie even began.

There’s some new Heathcliff movie coming out called Wuthering Heights but the movie version of Heathcliff isn’t even wearing his ham helmet.

Hasty Mart/Hearty Mart/Tasty Market energy. Are these bees also devolved from one ancestral chain?

Early diesels have boat souls, and that's why they are so good.

I'm blaming you #train #modelrailroading bluesky weirdos for making me slowly grow fond of early-era diesels. I lived happy in my steam/electric fantasy world, and here you are tempting me with these little switcher guys. Look at that little guy. I bet he sounds like a truck when firing up. Sickos.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com

Forgot the bar I took a date to last night was doing karaoke that night and after my date found out I do the Kermit voice she wanted to hear me do Rainbow Connection. So even though my throat’s been so bad I did my best

A photograph of a tiny pearl inside a plastic baggie, resting on the palm of a hand

I bought seafood croquettes for dinner and the seller warned me to chew carefully because there might be fragments of shell, or even a pearl in them from the mussels, and I laughed because imagine if there was a pearl in my dinner.

There was a pearl in my dinner

This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.

Livery is where it’s at. Especially for leased motive power.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

Double gif of Steve Rogers I get that reference. (Just barely, but still.)

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

I think they need to control for TV show themes. Need Gilligan’s Island in top row, Jeffersons in middle row.

A few years ago this hateful “theory” — that Jews conspired to replace whites with people of other colours — was so obscure I was easily able to trace where the Christchurch and Pittsburgh synagogue murderers learned it from. Now the US and Israeli leaders celebrate one of its adherents