Becky

I just saw someone on instant gram say that some product is why they don't have forehead wrinkles even though they're "3 years to 30"

My day so far:
Run 3 miles
Test positive for covid

Mormons going to Antarctica just so they can soak while crossing the drake passage

I don't believe that the secret service is real. That's just in movies

The hill I will die on is that microwaves should beep 4 times, not 5

Why is 'needless to say' such a reddit phrase

Not being able to get a really good sandwich close to home is the root cause of all my problems

My question is - do the people who are obsessed with not using any plastic products have any less microplastic in their balls?

If I unsubscribe from your email list please don't email me to confirm that

My extremely offline boyfriend: wait why are women having sex with bears? Or what's going on there

Why does my neighborhood ice cream truck only play Christmas carols

Just now learning that foghorn leghorn is not a real guy

Can't tell if there's a guy on Instagram whose whole thing is dropping huge trays of freshly thrown vases or if the algorithm has decided this is a thing I'm interested in

There is truly nothing like chugging sparkling water when you're thirsty

I don't think we need to segregate bathrooms by gender but segregating by whether you're going to pee on the seat or not would be nice

I'm scared of the gen z finger heart

I want to eat a grape that's the size of an apple

V confusing as a Canadian to see everyone talking about Stanley cups bc to me that means ~something else~

Celebrating New Year's in daylight savings time because California voted for it goddammit

If you asked me to draw a cyber truck from memory I would probably put hexagonal tires, also I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually real

How was I gifted a pussy hat in the year 2023 please

Does anyone actually know what congeniality means

Why are you all dying on hills. I will be dying in a well that I've fallen into

Bf bought the last available candy at Safeway for Halloween (mr beast chocolate and Takis) and it turned out to be a HIT

I'm too pretty to take the trash out

We are on season 2 of suits and my bf just asked if Megan Markle is in this and also who is she

A screenshot of Google recommended searches about Jason Bateman, including one (highlighted) asking "is Jason Bateman wife?"

Well, is he??

An English bulldog sitting on a towel lookin cute

This is my friend Daisy

But he has no actual authority so idk why he thinks the leadership team will pick his plan over their own?

And now someone is trying to plan a "coup" where he just picks different people to lay off because he doesn't agree with their plan