Alisha *grippy sock footjobs*

🥰🥰

Both of em. It's a crazy life. I'm tired 🤣🤣

How are you?

Was on the fence whether to have a piece of pie until I realized it was the last one. So of course I had to.

Pretty good, you?

Always good to be here 🥰🥰

Heya

Hii

I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs

☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾

Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.

It's the little things. Microdose hope.

A memo listing all of the clubs eliminated by USMA.

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

I'm never at my best this early in the apocalypse.

your favorite band played small rooms, you found em before amphitheaters or radio did and hoped they'd never sell out yet wanted the world to know, like really know, "don't talk during this, it's everything, don't you get it," and that's who you are to me. i'm a lucky backstage passholder awesmitten

BARTENDER: Excuse me, Sir. The woman across the bar would like to buy you a drink.

ME: Find out who she voted for.

me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her

Forgot the term for a black hole so I called it a big sucking goth astronomy thingy.

Ugh, I just had to type out an address because the program wouldn't let me copy and paste and you would think I had to push a car uphill 😝😂🤣😂

Disassociated so hard just now I think I actually left my body.

Giggity

Yay, Nay, or Meh?

Cheese