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This place turned unhealthy real fast, didn’t it.

The government should open a fast food chain where the prices are pegged to the hourly minimum wage. Call the restaurant “Two Burgers Per Hour”.

Some heavy hitters on here. Lathe of Heaven, Futurological Congress, and Roadside Picnic are all personal favorites.

Their shared theme of how reality has veered off course and become fundamentally unknowable feels mega appropriate for 2025, ha ha.

Downfall is a Christmas movie because Hitler killing himself is the closest thing to a miracle in the modern age.

Resuming student loan payments is just what this country needs to jumpstart the economy

Pronouncing shoegaze like “Fugazi”

Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025

- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
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- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)

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RIP Burger Becky. ⚔️🍔⚔️

You’re an incredible human being Rebecca! We’ve never met, but I’ll remember you for the rest of my days.

I totally forgot about that

It’s awesome the AV Club seems to have experienced reverse enshittification.

This would he like Strange New Worlds having Tony Hinchcliffe as a guest star.

The only “Mankeeping” I’m worried about is keeping the grill running, right men?

Just saw Eddington. I loved how at the end all the actors turned to the screen and told me how all my opinions about the pandemic were (and are) 100% objectively correct

Rasta Mon hitting Alexander the Grater with a crane kick???

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Venice is officially cooked. The city needs to appoint another Doge and resume the ruthless machinations of powerful, ancient families

I had a joke about Harald Gormsson but my Bluetooth cut out.

If elected, Zohran‘s first order of business should be to eliminate the requirement for renters to earn 40x or 80x the monthly rent in a year for an NYC apartment.

The experience of watching Dune Part 2 is like snorting a rail of spice melange and hallucinating the most badass shit you’ve ever seen.

I have just learned that Townes Van Zandt wrote a song about Valinor, aka the Undying Lands

Those are the seasonings in the bouillabaisse of long covid and microplastics.

Not even beefsquatch?

The Naked Gun trailer looks fucking great. I was not paid to say this. In fact I spent money (on my internet bill) to say this.

That man’s brain has more holes than a colander

ToeJam and Earl 2: Panic on Funkotron is one of the 20th century’s hidden masterpieces

The greatest thing you can do for yourself on Bluesky is turn off reposts

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Dan @slopesgameroom.bsky.social is in a pretty bad situation - he's at risk of losing his Google account (YT/Drive/Photos/the lot) and needs help trying to get in touch with a human at the company who can help sort it. Details are here if anyone's able to help with that. youtu.be/H9zU00_I_HY?...

Strongly pressing the agree button

Famicom also had the controller mics

This whole season fixing to be a darkness retreat for Pittsburgh