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I bet John Bolton wishes he had testified at Trump's Ukraine extortion impeachment trial now huh?

"I can't believe The New York Times did this" Trans kids? Claudine Gay? Gaza? At some point we have to stop being surprised. The right sees the Times as a vehicle for laundering its conspiracy theories and injecting it into elite America and the Times is very happy to oblige them.

Both JD Vance and Ted Cruz will be shocked that people used to go by a different name.

May this woman ever have a decent night of sleep again.

If you say that America is poised to institutionalize a police state - that the reality of concentration camps and regularized disappearances will become an ongoing facet of life - you'll still receive eye-rolls and clucked tongues. But that is not a possibility of this budget, it is the purpose.

I hope the NY Dem establishment is taking a good long hard look in the mirror this morning. Supporting a sexual harasser because he’s one of us doesn’t cut it anymore.

The stochastic terrorism lady who gets bomb threats called into elementary schools is endorsing Cuomo

I don't think the choice could be clearer

Do the right thing, NYC!

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Hegseth: this mission was not and has not been about regime change

Nine hours later….

Trump: It’s not politically correct to use the term regime change, but if the current Iranian regime is unable to make Iran great again, why wouldn’t there be a regime change? MIGA

Well that was even faster than I anticipated.

By the way, one of the reasons it’s terrible all of these people lie all of the time about meaningless things is it makes it impossible to believe them when they’re talking about incredibly consequential things.

Sure, right up until we* decide thats what we want to do and pretend that was the goal the whole time.

* Netanyahu

In other news I can’t believe NY Dems are supporting Cuomo. And dragging out Bill Clinton to do it. Just utterly out of touch.

*screams into the void*

Step down if this is what you think.

This is for real what he really said.

really great that an Iranian terrorist cell can simply order vests from amazon, dress up like masked ICE agents and walk into any building in the country to plant a bomb…

and nobody would stop them.

really great.

A lot of young men voted Trump because 'kamala will girlboss us into stupid wars'

Fortunate Son is a little too on the nose today. #iran

So Trump essentially gave his Mission Accomplished speech tonight.

I think we all remember how the last one went.

Watching the utter disinterest of the Army in being in this parade had made me feel a bit better about the state of the republic.

Shit remember the brief moment we worried this parade would be our Tiananmen Square. Fuck we missed the mark on this one.

You know she’s enjoying his misery. You can almost see her smirk.

Oh my god.

Remarkable.

MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."

Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.

Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

It's .........very cosplay so far here at Trump's birthday parade. Those wigs must be so damn hot

Let's do this!

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