ben

reading the athletic article about the media package and getting stuck going "ok but they used the wrong kind of spider"

i don’t have to beat their price. i just have to beat $13,000

i am seeing on the Leeches USA website that i can get 7-99 leeches for the low low price of $18.15 per leech plus shipping

apple music randomly and erroneously notifying me that this shitty dance track is a "new Carissa's Wierd single" lmao

of all the days to have a little schmutz on my camera

saw a college world series game this year and they brought in the cubs organist to do the tournament. he was absolutely cooking

liverpool skipped straight past "FM transfers". they're playing FIFA this summer

Phillies got dark magic Your catcher Works For us

oh the stories that could be told about philly dsa

"this market" made me throw up a bit

great fit, tom

yeah like once every six months

next time this happens, i expect an email

i wish seb, ava, and zarenky were on here. i don't really need anyone else

how many mamdani voters do you think this woman could fit in her basement

one more new york mayor take post and i swear i'm done. the logic at play in this ft lady's personal sidebar. how do you know what "half of market value" would be for an illegal basement apartment? why would a freeze on rent-stabilized apartments affect you, if you're offering so far below market?

corporate dems are closer politically to the crazy cat guy who faked subway crimes than they are to us

let's get "april 25" by the goalie's anxiety at the penalty kick going on the fenway park organ

assuming i have shoes on, i win against every snake but lose against +50% of men

assuming they aggro on sight like a video game enemy, would you have a better chance against an average man or an average snake?

is the apple tv mls broadcast audio broken or is my dad’s sound bar broken

leftover watermelon, chips because they’re open, and some cookies my aunt made.. a gentleman’s fourth of july dinner

you and me both

air plane

i can’t believe i got to see a real life drive into deep left field by castellanos and that’ll be a home run

anyone wanna buy three phillies tickets for tonight.. (incentives: harper’s back, wheeler pitching, fireworks, you’d be doing me a big favor)

chelsea should hire me just to look at fbref and tell them “no”

heaven

my sign is on two sheets of 8.5 x 11 copy paper stapled to a ruler that i stole from the office and it says

“JERRY NO
UNION YES”

i just like when all the teams get to play each other