ben

it would not have been a particularly close play

jt pointing to first 🫡

topper is fucking with me specifically

knuckle tats TOOT BLAN

RODGER THOSE DODGERS LET’S GO PHILS

50/50 shot

crazy that we are only four short years away from the completion of The Line, which will either have 1.5 million people living there in 2030 or it will not

is mike playing halo again

the moral of the story is to never, ever, EVER bunt.

why would they! ! baseball manager’s job is to sit in a chair and chew stuff. topper’s performance there is totally satisfactory

Look if Philadelphians don’t boo a great opposing player it just means they have completely lost all respect for him. It’s a courtesy

chatbots are designed for user engagement -- why would they be designed any other way? but they drive you fucking crazy, and we're gonna see the results of that, in big ways but also in little ones

it's not a question of intelligence or anything. smart people, dumb people, whatever. geniuses drink soda because it's engineered to taste good, but it still rots their teeth

how many of us know someone who, before 2022, was just "kinda lonely but basically doing okay"? when was the last time you heard from them? are they still in that long-term relationship? are they still in school? do they have a job? when you try to reach out to them, what do they sound like?

ai psychosis is a real problem. people are out there ruining their lives because they think the computer is their doctor, their therapist, their financial adviser, their friend

all it took to make omaha feel like a "real city" was getting a bus pass. who knew

great band, great bird

awful news, he's had a breakout season

“jared kushner and the saudis bought EA in order to replace artists and actors with AI” wow my bingo card is already totally full and it’s only 10 am on monday

and thank god to whoever uploaded it, this is hard to find

"I ain't an athlete, lady-- " : my well-rounded life and times : Kruk, John, 1961- : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive 255, [8] p. of plates : 23 cm

hugely entertaining: archive.org/details/iain...

this is the plot of Infinite Jest

updated to ios 26 today

do you think he sees andrey as a caicedo sub or as an enzo sub

the thing is, they didn't NEED to "distract" me with this to advance their vile right-wing agenda! they were doing it anyway!

posting "horrific. this will allow them to advance their vile agenda" and accidentally including a screenshot of the "shirt with beers on it" that i just bought my dad for his birthday

puma?

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

having a job

chelsea are gonna ruin the multi club shit for everyone else. we are gonna do it so egregiously that uefa makes a rule