@scrotefloats.bsky.social
18.11.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Found this guy next to the toilet this morning
18.11.2025 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This Pope fucks
16.11.2025 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Pope is looking at him like he knows he was in the Hellraiser prequel
16.11.2025 04:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kristi Noem offered to shoot Bullseye for them.
15.11.2025 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
15.11.2025 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NOW That's what I call narcissistic collapse
15.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While finger-blasting Alan Dershowitz, no less.
14.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He should be in prison with a cellmate who uses his head as a toilet brush
14.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 13-year-old only listens to parental advisory '90s music
14.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Posobiec was one of the people who pushed the Pizzagate conspiracy, was he not?
14.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
14.11.2025 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Could a closeted gay man do THIS?"
*vomits in wife's vagina*
I'm picturing an all-in-one guillotine and wood chipper
13.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Lutnick gives off the sleaziest vibes.
13.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"Sorry, I don't watch the news after work like you cucks. I had my head between my wife's legs all night."
13.11.2025 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Stroke o' the pen to ya"
13.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It won't be long. They used to accuse Bush's critics of having "Bush derangement syndrome" until it became clear that they were correct about everything
12.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idiots who never shut up about child molesting "elites" until they found the right one to lead their cult.
12.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I hate the fucking president
11.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight."
- Jack Handey
Narcissistic injury is a beautiful thing.
10.11.2025 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They say the pitch went on for over 17 hours. Then he went out to the shed, screamed "Car Fox!', and blew his brains out.
09.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
