Dan Polish Last Name

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

They should have asked me earlier. I just got em in my pool.

I do it for the poor ornament makers of the world

I can still see some of the tree

The big bitch (my Christmas tree) is back (decorated)

The big bitch is back

If I extend this cyber Monday deal another day I’m gonna be fuckin fired, but I don’t care. I don’t fuckin care. You guys deserve this.

He says “auighrhhhhhyyhh”

A turtle statue, nutting

Happy Thanksgiving from me, and my local zoo’s nutting turtle.

"CHRIST. WHAT A MOVIE. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" - B Alan Orange "Sometimes hard to follow..."

i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?

news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right

I mistakenly used my YPL meter instead. I forgot SPL is the world record standard now. (Yam Poundage Level)

What’s that man couldn’t here you over the thud

adulthood is like you wake up and someone is like “that will be $500”

Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off

I’m still there. The snack situation was on point so I just didn’t leave.

I’ve already sent the email to my boss. Easy street here on out

Al poses with Elijah Wood

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

Kadyn Proctor running with the ball in his hand like the ancients foretold

wrote about the most beautiful play in college football history

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Yeah I did earlier to all my friends

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers

Screenshot of Silver Age Supergirl comic panel where Supergirl is turning a man to stone Man: Supergirl...why are you turning me to stone? Supergirl: Whenever I split with a boy friend, I add him to my private 'rock garden.' You can be your own tombstone ha ha!" In the background are 8 other stone figures, boy friends supergirl turned to stone.

The Silver Age of comics was hilariously unhinged

I love firing searing bolts from my sentient ring, The Enigma, and wearing my damage-resistant silver sequined jumpsuit.

Hell yeah

Same old same old. How bout you

Post a PERFECT phonograph cylinder from the 1890s that isn’t by John Philip Sousa

Lyrics to the ying yang twins whistle while you twurk

Not sure anyone can start off a song and make you feel true emotion like the twins. It’s like they are speaking to my heart.