Davin Wood

"One box, one bowl. Xfinity."

Not sure which is more compelling here, Vince's very-realistic "Let's get one with granddad and the football" expression, or Owen's ENORMOUS bowl of Froot Loops.

I don't know if it's just my browser, or my tinker-toy T-Mobile 5G internet I had to get because I live in an area that can't decide what town it belongs in, but lately every time something with like a YouTube video starts to load in these phases, it just feels like I'm asking a lot of the process.

Is he finally gonna cut it out with the wig?

If I went to comedy shows—which I don't; it's not the 1980s—I'd be bummed to see Aziz Ansari on the bill no matter what.

I keep hearing from my European friends that you can be an artist there and it's ok and you won't die from it.

Not a fan of acoustic produce

A wood-gremlin in some old Celtic fable.

I didn't think I needed to mention what was in the pipe . . .

In the early '90s, I went to see a high-school bandmate's (terrible) band play at this dirty failure of a suburban rock venue on U.S. 41. The bartender had just learned 'HEL-lo!!!' & she was using it at EVERY opportunity. "Come in here talkin' shit, you get CUT OFF!! HEL-LO!!!" Place was near-empty.

TORSOPOLYTES ASSEMBLE!

I sat my pipe down as I read that, picturing Richard Nixon all the way to the end.

Facebook Marketplace is delivering the goods today:

Guy at Party Who Paid almost $10,000 For a Sword Making Some Pretty Big Presumptions About How Many Swordfighting Movies Other Guests Have Seen

Now hold on there, mister willy-nilly high-rollin' cool-casual about his guitar picks . . . "Yah, man, 'sjusta buncha picks, grab 'em!" I just read the ad and I feel like I'm already about to go on tour with Tame Impala.

I've seen a few Youtube reactions to it and that scene always comes with phrases like "Oh wait . . ." "He's not—" "I mean . . ." and yet not once have I seen someone get to the real question:

"Wait how the fuck is he finding barber shears in this otherwise empty apartment he has no memory of?"

I mean, I know a lot of it's because that's when I grew up, but having a moth in your house just seems to me like an innately '70s phenomenon.

I used to write in to 'Movie Answer Man' about such gaffes, and other stuff, and Roger would actually email me back, always on a Sunday. Oh sorry, that's it; just remembering how that was a really nice thing, back in the early '00s.

Ok, twist my arm . . .

(No, seriously, twist my arm; I'm just trying to squeeeeze in *Pop!*—there you go!)

Somewhere in a box in the guest room lies my copy of the Promo 10" single. It's shaped like a circular-saw blade.

Sorta same, but 'Spaceman'.

electric sheeple

Rachel, I am shocked, SHOCKED that after repeatedly ignoring my many requests for a mere Monday audition over the years, yet here you are still doing business with that Steve Ross HACK. For godssake I did a better Dodo Marmarosa when I was fifteen! (Don't even get me started on his Guaraldi.) Shame.

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The great thing about NBCNews.com is how the little self-loading video follows you down the page, and if you click on it, you can 'watch live', which involves watching many different ads urging you to visit NBCNews.com. Neither Tim nor Eric alerted me they had taken over as webmasters.

I like him too, but he just keeps popping up as characters I'd never cast him for, like Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (versus the late Michael Nyqvist, who nailed the role in the extended miniseries). I saw the Fincher film first, and still was like "Yeah, bad call."