save this for whenever someone yells at you about Hillary Being Right

Think that’s a beautiful ass? Wrong. It’s full of diarrhea. Next time think about that when you objectify someone

"And I want to take a moment to say something about a special man in our community who we've lost, Dan McClane! If he were here he'd join me in saying 'GO FIGHTIN BIRDS'!"

Simpsons writers demonstrating more understanding of their audience in a 4-second shot from their show than any politician in our lifetimes

I'm going tomorrow!

Ok so they're full of shit, so they're not worth even attempting to placate. The sooner Dems decide to earn the voters from the left instead of the right, the better.

No that shit doesn't fly. The league office needs to step in; the most important thing to an offense's success is consistency on the year-to-year coaching staff

Pretty wild that the Seahawks replaced their OC after winning the Super Bowl with an external hire. I didn’t know that was allowed.

straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant

Elon Musk: For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture. Nobody dies to defend a “multicultural economic zone”! American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for. Some may not realize it, but that’s why people come here.

Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."

Gallup poll on immigration Increased: 26 Kept at present level: 38 Decreased: 30 https://news.gallup.com/poll/692522/surge-concern-immigration-abated.aspx

How about trying pro-immigrant? Stand with the Statue of Liberty. To be a magnet for the skilled and striving, which benefits the US as a whole.

Could a party please represent the majority of Americans who want immigration maintained or increased, not only cater to the 30% that want it decreased?

And if Dom Brown kept up his 2013 first half pace, he'd have ended up on the Wall of Fame

Stott could establish himself a star. I could win the Powerball.

Maybe the phrasing should be "The Phillies don't develop difference-makers"

Personally, I think Dombrowski intentionally made the Bryce’elite comments

Of course he also intentionally made this outfield soooooo

i was fairly unconvinced about it but now that i've seen the latest stupid bullshit he's posted 10,000 times i'm starting to think this elon guy's not too bright

You hear that all the time from people who otherwise would be Dem voters?

@Grok was Buffalo Bill the good guy in Silence of the Lambs

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

Hell yeah dude

I would have legit said that was James Franklin

The absurd hyperlocal drama I am in invested in: an LA bagel truck chain called (help) Yeastie Boys did a collaboration with the New York Post’s new California branch. Painted trucks red, handed out mock papers. You’re never gonna believe this but bagel truck patrons aren’t Murdoch fans, turns out

the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this

every plantation owner should have been put to death

I could have sworn he was deeply implicated in the Diddy testimonies

Also speaking only anecdotally, I have never seen someone cite Dem spending as their breaking point that kept them from voting blue.

Stay strong cons! 💪 We only have to defend pedophiles for 3 more years!

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imagine if we just had universal healthcare instead

JD vance hasn’t tweeted at all in over a week lol

If Miami-Ohio goes undefeated, but loses the MAC tourney final, then gets left out of the NCAA tourney for a 14-loss SEC team that might break me as a college hoops fan.

I think I'm in love with every single member of the Canadian women's curling team