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none of these will ever be as funny as the McCain volunteer who carved a B (for Barack?) on her face in 2008, only for it quickly to be revealed as a hoax because she carved the B backwards in a mirror

Establishment Dems will view this as a reason they should try and negotiate even harder with Republicans

primary them all

All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence

BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave

Senior Democrats immediately move to block it

No you'll need Buffstreamz

Save yourself 4 months. Be communist.

I can't see how having an untold number of games been permanently affected by this isn't way past a "hypothetical" tipping point-

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Clinton soaked up anger towards trickle down economics, now the govt doesn't work at all. Obama soaked up anger towards bankers & banks, now there are more billionaires than ever. Biden soaked up anger towards Trump and now Trump is a part of every single aspect of our lives forever.

If I'm reading this right, the extra round of playoffs that are wrecking the regular season are so in demand they will now mostly be on the eighth-most popular streaming platform.

Highest rate of hitch routes run by all NFL players with 200+ routes run this year (109 players):

1) 34.7% Dallas Goedert (PHI) 🦅
2) 29.7% Jahan Dotson (PHI) 🦅
3) 29.3% Travis Kelce (KC)
4) 28.8% Zach Ertz (WAS)
5) 28.6% DeVonta Smith (PHI) 🦅
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18) 24.0% A.J. Brown (PHI) 🦅

Don’t worry lady you sound obscene in your preferred context too

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Really important on a day people keep trying to defend Keith Olbermann

Keith Olbermann will be dating marjorie taylor greene by the end of the year, 6 to 1 now on Polymarket

I think the level of sexual abuse that is going to be coming out of ICE would put the Boston archdiocese and Penn State to shame

Sounds like he thought he had a get out of jail free card on the underage sex charge since he was ICE www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life

I don't get it. Centrist ideals are so beloved!

An interesting thing here, given the news, is that the secretary of education is the defendant in a suit accusing her of turning a blind eye to the operations of a child molestation ring that, there is no dispute, operated within her business from the 1970s to the 1990s

Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]

it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance

Correct. I hope she explodes

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goddamn they really ran the Epstein Files ad during Monday Night Football