JavaSux

An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza

new york city really is insanely big for an apple

In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder

jg wentworth: hello

me: oh whoops i thought i called that place that takes a big lump sum settlement and then structures payments for it over several years lmao

jg wentworth: i am going to firebomb your home

did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours

COKE: is pepsi okay

DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

chickens walking up a ramp to their coop

i've been told it is technically called a "coop" but here is a photo of our new chickens entering their gooncave

biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else

one of my all-time most thought about posts is a deleted tweet where a guy said "young people don't even know what these are anymore" with this picture

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

Cher in a coral/peach outfit.

An air fryer with the same coral/peach aesthetic.

cher fryers: thread

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Buffy the Hamburger Helper

For what I pay in health insurance it should come with one x-ray a year of "whatever I want" on a walk-in basis at the imaging center

are you there chat? it's me, margaret

Whenever I tell my kids they are putting the cart before the horse they look at me with dead eyes so I know it's time for me to explain how horse transportation worked

YouTube video by Wayne County Lyfe ITS NOT A BANGER. AND I KNOW BANGERS

youtu.be/rHVvBX556xE

remember, 4-5 fun size candy bar wrappers in the garbage can can easily be covered by a crumpled paper towel

i don't understand why people get so freaked out when they find a bunch of body parts. you ARE body parts

nanalan frowning really hard

when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket