They overturned Roe and paid no penalty. They see no reason not to keep going.

I forgot about it and I literally bought Creme Eggs.

Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich

I have both caramel deLites AND samoas Girl Scout cookies in the house when one is only supposed to have one or the other

I was told not to cross the streams, that untold horrors would await us all if I did, and yet I could not help myself, I fear now that I am the author of all the world's misfortunes, forgive me my weakness here in this, the end of days

One of my favorite reads, in any medium.

My second favorite read is “Merv Griffin!”. Make of that what you will.

YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys Dropkick Murphys vs. MAGA Wager

Credit where credit is due these MAGA fellas upheld their end of the bargain after losing the bet. We miss the days where we all got along before this divisive, selfish con man came along 💔
#trumpsucks
youtu.be/Tl4ggwyWEMI

Always nice to see you in your natural habitat

Hope your procedure goes quickly and smoothly my friend ❤️

My town caught fire but we’re okay. Hope things get better for you hun ❤️

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong

tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

Every actor who's ever played Batman should also have to play Beetlejuice.

You guys really need to stop parroting his crap.

The political economy of our failing political media

When did you guys go to shit?

yay Julie Su! yay SEIU! yay Kaiser Permanente! A happy post of yay! www.wonkette.com/p/striking-k...

Me holding up an "I voted" sticker.

THIS JUST IN: Early voting has begun in Ohio, and I have voted, most notably giving "Yes" votes to Issue 1 (keep busybodies out of other people's uteruses) and Issue 2 (let my people toke). If you live in Ohio, I encourage you to vote, and also encourage you to give "Yes" votes to Issues 1 and 2.