Claire Marshall

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Fella that looks like an off duty Father Christmas with a guitar made from a moose antler ( I think)

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Good luck Corinne x

Now *that’s* journalism.

Well you might well be on to something - we did used to play Hallelujah because my sister loved Thora Hird so anything’s possible.

When we were too noisy playing upstairs my dad used to shout ‘knock it off, it sounds like Pookie-fuckin’-snackenburger up there’ and that’s how I always refer to them. Which admittedly isn’t often, but still.

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[Scene is a high school classroom. A teacher is writing on the whiteboard 'ACT 2 SCENE 3'.] TEACHER: OK class - open up Macbeth to Act 2 Scene 3... TEACHER: So - does anybody have any ideas on Shakespeares meaning behind the character of 'the Porter' in this scene? [A voice comes from off-scene, behind the teacher's back[. VOICE: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. TEACHER [turning round]: Sorry….. who are you? [We see a wider scene that shows it is the GHOST OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, hovering over the heads of the startled students] SHAKESPEARE: I'm the Ghost of Shakespeare and I've come back to say: this scene means *absolutely nothing*. The Porter is a funny drunk bloke I lobbed in to cover a costume change! I mean like, not everything I did was genius OK? Stop giving me the ick. TEACHER: So um...what do you suggest we study? SHAKESPEARE: The most important text in British culture! TEACHER: Which is...? SHAKESPEARE: 'Bollocks People Say on the Internet.' TEACHER: You think we should study... bollocks people say on the internet? SHAKESPEARE: Yes. TEACHER: But Mr Shakespeare... your Porter scene was a question in a past GCSE paper... We need to analyse it so the kids don't end up failing their exams... SHAKESPEARE: Yes, and I'm just suggesting you should analyse Bollocks People Say on the Internet instead, so they don't end up painting flags on roundabouts. [Silent pause] TEACHER: OK class - open up your phones to X... [ends]

That’s amazing!

Absolutely this - it’s ridiculous!!!

RitaGamer @RitaGamer ME, CALLING INTO BABESTATION: hey beautiful what are you wearing? BABE: just a thong baby. ME: just a thong? BABE: yeah baby. ME: Where's your fucking Poppy?

Wolf fleece 😂😂😂

Alas no, but I did buy a copy of it at a car boot sale in Burscough about twenty years ago 😂

Yes, I heard your dulcet tones while I was batch cooking this afternoon - enjoyed the documentary!

Ace!

Your mum’s really pretty x

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What an album, played it to death 👍

He looks as though he’s going to practice kissing with it.

On 2 October 1925, John Logie Baird demonstrates the world's first television receiver in London, using greyscale technology. First, a ventriloquist dummy head, Stooky Bill, then a human being, William Edward Taynton, the first person to be televised in a full tonal range.

On 2 October 1925, John Logie Baird demonstrates the world's first television receiver in London, using greyscale technology. First, a ventriloquist dummy head, Stooky Bill, then a human being, William Edward Taynton, the first person to be televised in a full tonal range.

2 October 1925

John Logie Baird demonstrates the world's first television receiver in London, using greyscale technology.

First, a ventriloquist dummy head, Stooky Bill, then a human being, William Edward Taynton, the first person to be televised in a full tonal range.

A box of red records called Public Works and Utilities.

One week till Public Works and Utilities! I’m really excited for this one!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 priceless!

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😂😂that first telethon - I went and had all my hair shaved off apart from my fringe, I told the hairdresser I’d been sponsored to do it for the telethon (I was about 14) and she told all the old ladies getting perms - they gave me £2.50 between them which I promptly spent on chips, gravy and sweets.

I was dragged along to one in Liverpool that was for under 16s; awful. Apart from my (still) raging hatred of SAW, there were mass brawls between gangs of lads, fireworks flying indoors and a dancer (who was always on the main show in leg warmers) cleared his nose in the footballer’s way stage side.

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