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“Was it your brain?” should be the follow up question to every Trump statement.

The office space scene where they smash the printer.

Ken & Brad after the taping.

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You

I'm pivoting so hard on the humanoid robotics trend... it's not actually an absurd waste of capital and brainpower that will never live up to the relentless hype, I was wrong about that, it's a very real and serious field that our tech oligarchs should pour all of their money into

not one person, not one person alive, has made getting high and then posting look worse than Elon Musk. he's a walking DARE ad.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time”
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social

HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

In the abstract it's good that NYC still has some 1985-style rich guys, where it's just some potato-shaped blowhard dunce who owns a bunch of parking garages or some shitty family business everyone hates. That scene shouldn't all be hedge fund "poker guys" or whatever. But the 1985 guys suck, too.

Gen z generosity.

Trump springs into action as a man collapses in the Oval Office.

That’s what the gals used to say upon seeing me & my friends at the bar.

Yeah, Hugh Freeze is too expensive.

I had the Indiana Jones theme as the ringtone on my Nokia when girls called. The instrumentals were banging. I was not.

Lord I don’t ask for much…

Woody Johnson does not seem to know ball. What kind of nerd brings up QBR?

Or, “despite themselves,” because their players were amazing.

This is a character I successfully forgot a decade ago. Wild that she’s still doing this while Loomer is a king maker (no pun intended).

Buyout is paid by donors. Which is an issue: the biggest donor when he was hired is now dead. The 2nd biggest filed for divorce yesterday, and he’s almost 80.

in a terrible accident, beloved LSU mascot Mike the Tiger has gotten loose and eaten head coach Brian Kelly. in order to prevent this from ever happening again LSU fans have agreed to pay $25 million to upgrade Mike the Tiger's habitat and provide him with his favorite treats

Can’t afford to fire him rn.

Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.

Time to make myself a swagged-out Indy Bowl blazer.

Abercrombie watches were made by Heuer (now TAG Heuer). They made some great watches together - check out the Seafarer.

Turned on my TV to hear Pat pitching Jon Gruden for the Florida job, & listing Morgan Wallen as one of his favorite country singers of all time.

will there be any followup to this fascinating story by the president of the united states that a friend of his sent him a check for $130 million dollars and the president is going to give the money to the military because i for one am fascinated about the details tbh