Fun Gus 🤡

Fuck you The Lottery #AItalkedmeoutofit

The English actors in Squid Game were all also in an anti-smoking school assembly together

They both look freshly post-coital, I’d be more concerned about that

Ah shit

My kink is keeping my kink a secret

Very good

It’s “Caitlin Cunningham” if anyone wants to print out pictures for their bedroom

I’ll put this skeet in one of my many pockets that you don’t have

It was absolutely fucking terrifying

I wish I was half as pure

Machinellica

Eventually someone will be rich enough to make their mouth wrap entirely around their head and become a Canadian in South Park

The bible is a total snore-fest, come at me Moses

I meant it as a euphemism for taking a shit

It’s gunna be tough trying to convince any one that “Andy Ogles” is a serious person and not some kind of cartoon pervert

Maybe you just haven’t found the right one yet

He can Tom Sellick my balls

It can be both, it’s 2025

His Chat GPT keeps telling him his jokes are great

I’m gunna grow out my emo fringe

I call them “bot-lickers” - trying to make it a thing

We’re telling you all of those people were performing to a potential fanbase, dead art. Be honest and imperfect, might actually work this time

Couple o’ cunts

Put more stuff inside me

Constipated

It’s pretty big

There is no way to stop being either

All planes are immigrants so it’s OK

Dr Seuss hits the bottle