Fun Gus 🤡

I suppose we were overdue a really bad Scream movie, the next one might be good though

Illustration of a pumpkin head monster peeking through a broken door a la Jack Torrance of The Shining movie film

It’s Halloween month, be scary.

The internet was a mistake and nothing is real

A History of Bad Men - Melvins

Artificial Intelligence is so fucking stupid.

I hope one day we can recline head-first, laying on our front like superman

Not if you have a sink made of children’s teeth. Life hack.

Life finds a way

Go easy on him, dropping your gun on a guy you’re trying to arrest is obviously embarrassing enough to make you point it at random strangers

If my kink sprouted from the lump in my kidney

Because it all happens so much

Shooting people is only cool in movies. Anyone who does it in real life is a cunt. Murder is the same as Keanu Reeve’s trench coat and leather boots

That was fun

That’s what Fritzl said

Woah, gun sales will drop by 0.5% this will undo everything great he’s done for your economy

Put his name in the title so it’s easier for us to tell him he’s a dipshit on Twitter

Deeply undeep

yeah but I’m going for that high score

Not now, satire grows at pace with inflation

That sounds worse, thank you for educating me

New porn category

What a cunt

He’s a cunt

Irritable bowel dyndome? I’m not going to google it

My premium account is moderately priced

I don’t believe this was a real conversation, too many syllables for microbird names

Just say they make you gay, radioactive shrimp might turn someone into Shrimperman

Time travel yeah?

I don’t think he checks Bluesky very often

The internet became more robots than sad people www.instagram.com/billadello