I bet the White House staff is busy setting up a bunch of cardboard cutouts in the Oval Office like in Home Alone

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

In what reality metric? Lol

She is reaching the bachelor. Of Mr. Roger's, Bob Ross, Lamar Burton, and Steve Erwin

Can he sue them for character defamation if he's found not guilty?

Bannon positioning to be Trumps rebound lol

My hope is that they think that they were "randomly chosen" because they think they will oppose him, and then they can't use the excuse of being a radical left judge.

Those boneless wings tho...

But don't worry. All of the human beings we sent to El Salvador are absolutely, super-duper guilty.

Aaron looking like the Trump administration is wearing him a little thin in this thumbnail. It's been a long year these past 2 months.

No, but they have to win tonight.

JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse

JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
theonion.com/jd-vance-rem...

some helpful reminders:

-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad

His are

No, he's going there to say there is no gold, and then use that news to prop up crypto to make more money.

Trump and his American oligarchs are now openly aligning themselves with Putin and his Russian oligarchs.

This Putin-Trump alliance means abandoning our allies, supporting authoritarianism and undermining our democratic traditions.

(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)

"I just want Americans to be healthy!"

We need more Rex UK game analysis. That's my only draw back for this app, not near enough sports discussion.

Mrs. Rachel Supremecy

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

Is he the Mario to Steve Bannons Wario?

Bro people are literally buying garden sheds to live in.

PSA: When you’re threatening to pull children’s hospital funding because doctors don’t want to turn kids away over their immigration status, you might not be the good guys in the story. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/greg-abbott-texas-immigration-hospital-citizenship-question-b2655554.html

PSA: When you’re threatening to pull children’s hospital funding because doctors don’t want to turn kids away over their immigration status, you might not be the good guys in the story. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

So let me get this straight.

You need a background check to rent an apartment but not to be Director of National Intelligence?

Got it.

Ah didn't realize FL had limits. That's good I guess.

He's going to run against desantis

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say