Ted Kalo

Egg that house size.

When Zohran wins and NYC doesn’t collapse please remember how hard they leaned into the greedy, racist fearmongering so you can ignore it next time too

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Nah. This rag tag group will have some struggles, but I believe they can get it done.

IDK - I sat in a diarrhea-filled plane to own the libs feels in keeping with the zeitgeist

Crazy trick from my Dad: dump soy sauce on a kitchen burn. Helps (sometimes gets rid of) pain and promotes fast healing. No idea why.

And did a fifth grader write it?

Yay!

That needs to happen.

Agree. Biden had literally the most left of center Presidency of my lifetime. There's a valid critique of Biden, but "Biden was too moderate" is not it.

This Epstein story seems like an attempt to distract from the Epstein story.

If Jimmy's "audience is gone", why does this sad man care what Jimmy says?

God, it is beyond insane that the President of the United States is this stupid.

a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face . Alt: Spanky from the Little Rascals drumming this fingers on a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face. (Because like sisyphus he sees the inevitable decline of the country as a result of late stage capitalism and he knows he is powerless to stop it. But he also knows he must keep trying forever.)

Waiting for the rapture all day.....

I feel seen.

But maybe some cool cars up for grabs? OTOH, Tesla truck drivers are going nowhere and that sucks.

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I know people are bored with “resistance” but it worked, whatever this is Isn’t working.

Unsurprisingly, it's powerfully written.

The other 12% are just really, really high.

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In all seriousness, I'd love to see a reporter try to get comments from all of these people about their initial impulse to declare a literal war on half of their fellow citizens and to see if any of them regret it, apologized for it or learned anything at all from it.

Our politics seems to be entering a phase of "right supremacy" where only the lives of right-wingers have value. Assassinating the leader of a state legislative body in her own damn home was business as usual, but all of America has to have a reckoning if it's a far-right online influencer.

To get him to clarify what he meant from his earlier remarks about auto pen or wherever. To get him on the record clearly saying something so ridiculous. That's how it looked to me.

Now that we learned from Mike Johnson that Trump went on a secret heroic mission to bring Epstein to justice seems like we need to get the full info out of the Epstein files more than ever … even if Trump made Johnson take it back because he doesn’t want the credit.

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In all fairness, we've been told that a grand journey COULD indict a ham sandwich. Not that they WOULD. There could be a no bill after DELI-beration. You can block me now.

As for the lie about Bork that still apparently has them butthurt:

From James Henshaw (FDR judicial nominee) to Abe Fortas to Ronnie White to Sonia Sotomayor.... they sure seem to find a lot of reasons to question the patriotism of and throw the race card at Democratic nominees.

Um. Maybe if these guys had not just stood by so they could reap the benefits of Bush v Gore, racial dogwhistles about and general disrespect of President Obama, lies about "death panels" and on and on.

You know, undemocratic stuff.

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