sloane peterson wannabe

Found out on one of my favourite podcasts that my old boss was charged with a crime!!!!!! Wild

Despite being a CR7 hater I DO think it’s funny when people wear their Portugal jerseys to games Messi is playing in #mls

Chewing gum at the club so people think I am cool and did drugs

Yoda would have really hated rugby

I’d wager that 85% of people who don’t like kale just don’t like poorly prepared kale

As a Toronto fan I hate to see Seattle succeed but as an MLS fan I love to see Miami…….. not

Today a wasp stung my buttcrack and I did not enjoy it at all

The pixies did not:
- say a single word to the crowd
- play their song Allison (which is my name but spelled wrong)

it’s long live the black parade tour night 😭😭😭😭😭

Want raising cane’s but live in Canada :(

Anyone know if these kits will be available to buy?

It was top bins I swear to god

I JUST SCORED MY FIRST EVER GOAL IN SOCCER!!! I’ve been playing my whole life but was always defence so it never happened but recently I moved up to midfield and SCORED A BANGER

I know why it’s because it met the moment and showed a little girl dreaming of being in sport and that hits me in the GUT

Why did the #LFC kit drop video make me emotional 😭

My mom has a plugin one and I basically beg to borrow her car for oil factor as well as financial responsibility

It’s my bird day

When I see a soccer jersey for a team I don’t like I just telepathically let the stranger know they’re my mortal enemy

Song Shift is my personal favourite way, my friend showed it to me last year and it’s a game changer

The cover of the school for good mothers by jessamine chan. It features a hallway of pink archways

The cover of From Here to the Great Unknown by Lisa Marie Presley and Riley Keough. It features a portrait of Elvis Presley with Lisa Marie as a young girl

The cover of Lie to Me by Philippe Besson. It’s a black and white photo of a brooding young man and it seems like there is a set of arms wrapped around him

JUNE - 3

The School for Good Mothers- J Chan
Enraging and heart wrenching but with absurd levity 5/5

From Here to the Great Unknown - LM Presley & R Keough
Really cool format, recommend the audiobook version 4/5

Lie With Me - P Besson
Loved the narrator’s voice, really human & beautiful

Not Megan Thee Stallion having her Jeff Probst moment #LoveIsBlindUSA

Made myself sad thinking about Diogo Jota again #YNWA

In today’s climate (esp in the US) this headline can SHOVE IT

Like…. Happy Pride let’s warm up our brick throwing hands I guess

Wow SCOTUS is really doing the most to be terrible this morning

Saw my pilots chit chatting before my flights today and knew I was gonna be alright

I just made a really funny Old Testament joke and I don’t think it would translate well to post format but just know it was great

lives were literally changed

Like - “In a statement that referred to “L.G.B.+ youth services” — omitting the “T” for transgender — SAMHSA said the decision was based on a desire to “no longer silo” those services”

This is one of the most heartbreaking headlines I’ve ever read. They are telling queer people and youth that they want us to die.