Orroborroz

Happy pride month from your favorite little genderfluid friend :)

Hey if your name is Audrey Walker stop using my number to sign up for crap.

I’m convinced that the reason why the fallout in the Oval Office last Friday is because Zelenskyy didn’t metaphorically suck the president’s dick.

Up until I was nearly nine I lived on a cul-de-sac with other children around my age. There was nearly always someone outside to play with 🥰

If I was addicted to my SSRI then I wouldn’t need to set a reminder on my phone to take it each night.

I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.

It took me a moment to realize you were talking about the food, not the singer.

Dog snoring: adorable
Husband snoring: unacceptable

...check up on yo strong friends...

Email to Target expressing disappointment on ending DEI.

I know it won’t make any difference, but I felt like I needed to do something. So, I sent an email to Target yesterday to let them know how disappointing their decision is.

Reposting this to save to my computer later

So how’s it going so far?

YouTube video by gnarlyoodles I think I like this better #metal #music #heavymetal #meme #memes #robzombie #thearistocats

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My husband just showed me this absolute gem

The vibe in science rn

🧪

Should reading children’s books to my daughter count towards my Goodreads reading goal or is that cheating 🤔

Is anyone else getting an obscene amount of spoof calls today?

Good morning. Trans people exist. I see you, and you deserve rights, and you don’t deserve what has been happening to you.

Trans, nonbinary, gender fluid people: You're safe with me.

Anyone else have whiplash?

Which scene/episode do you think deserves the one fuck?

The equivalent I’ve heard him say was “oh no” in an exasperated voice was when he was trying to get a picture with the guard and the guard marched away at the very last minute.

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

For this reason, I’m glad Australia is its own island on the other side of the world.

So tired that the baby sneezed and I said “bless you” to the dog. Send caffeine please.

This phenomenon is absolutely getting people killed in the only developed country without universal healthcare but I don’t think Americans would grasp just how bad it is without experiencing the alternative.
You would radicalise so quickly.

After spending the past 2 hours and 40 minutes watching a musical, I briefly thought these two were singing a duet.

Just watched Wicked for the first time. I liked watching Jeff Goldblum play keepy uppy with the moon. I loved the rest 💚🖤💚🖤

Love you too 💕

Very relieved that one of my best friends is okay