Devanshi

Tīeke were responsible for one of my best bird makeup looks so they definitely get one of my votes for BOTY every year! I’m Team Takahē for life though 👀🐦

The Ethiopians have made me love eating beetroot for the first time in my life, and that’s saying something. Anyways, go to Gojo in New Lynn if you also want to discover what well-cooked beetroot actually tastes like 🥹

My wonderful husband made us sloppy joes and tater tots for dinner so I could live my best American high school cafeteria life today 🥹

Any religious book. Get your reproductive coercion, poorly disguised misogyny and festering racism the fuck away from me.

Moloch the tabby cat having a snooze on his back

Saturdays 🌞

I corn’t say I ever do 🤷🏽‍♀️

It’s all just shit out there but I am reminding myself that this time last election I was going on 1-2 dates a week with garbage men who thought they knew more than me about my own decision to be childfree… but now I’m married to the childfree man of my dreams & we’ll survive NACT together 🥹

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Finally put the finishing touches on my work bag…

An absolute cutie 🥹

Do I have space in my living room for two giant couches? I absolutely the fuck do not, but green velvet just has a direct phone line to my heart and *imagine* how cute this little guy would look on a green couch 😭

Being an adult is super hard because sometimes you have to convince yourself that you don’t need a new $2500 green velvet Chesterfield because your blue velvet Chesterfield should be enough even though you know in your heart it isn’t 😭😭

That Peter fella’s consistent, gotta give him that 💍🦕🦖

This girl was literally on the phone to her dad yelling at him to stay in well lit areas and in the light, then runs home to explore her completely dark house???? BRUH

I’m watching The Boogeyman, aka “the movie that would be over in 20 minutes if people simply stopped exploring completely dark rooms”. I mean, I know it’s a horror trope but WHO DOES THIS? Turn on the freaking lights!! 🥴

Precious baby who’s butt is too big for the cat tower cubby 😭

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Finding out from my hair stylist that the reason I hated my hair the last time I bleached it was because the guy who did my hair was shit at his job???? And not because my mother was right all along and “bleach is the devil”??? Absolutely wild

No joke, this was exactly the same dino bride used at my bachelorette! 😂

No one: dress like an absolute fashion icon, but make it secretly dinosaur
Me: hold my pink wine

Y’all can have this to start another 13 years of oversharing. Just me and my husband being grossly in love and disgustingly happy and in matching Jurassic Park outfits 🥰

Look, I’m not happy to have to start over after oversharing my entire life for the last 13 years on Twitter… but I’m 2/2 for securing the perfectly accurate username so I’ll just take the win 💁🏽‍♀️