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*’IN AND AROUND’ KLAXON*

Sue Smith on Radio 5 Live

“Good hold up play from the striker, keeping the ball, waiting for players to come in and around him”

Filth

a cartoon of a man holding a paddle with the caption looking out the window that 's a paddling Alt: Jasper (an old man with a long beard) stands at the front of a classroom holding a wooden paddle while saying "looking out the window, that's a paddlin"

That's a paddlin.

Tuesday.

Lofty finishing a credible 4th at Epsom on bank holiday Monday #bwfc

It’s the anniversary of this Diana Ross disaster from the penalty spot at USA 94.

Far too much faffing about in the run-up for me, Clive.

Singing a medley of your greatest hits?

Game’s gone.

This is incredible

Outfought, outthought and outplayed by a team with nothing to play for. This is a real low.

The elaborate celebrations at Wigan look a bit stupid now. #bwfc

Collins heads one it in straight past Jed Ward in net for Bristol Rovers. Neither of the annoying little shits could keep that one out. #bwfc

Final ball is absolute garbage from our wide players. Like watching a team full of Dokus. #bwfc

Played at a higher tempo with the ball and huge graft without it. Best performance I can remember in a long time. And fighting for each other at the end, lovely stuff.

Never would’ve happened under the last bloke, can’t remember his name…

#bwfc

This is what you get if you use this bullshit ‘mutual agreement’ business. Don’t leave room for interpretation. He was sacked, just say that.

Away fans - 10/10

Aaron Collins unnecessarily trying difficult finishes and ballsing it up every time - 1/10

A 6’6” striker who can’t head a ball - 0/10

#bwfc

me: what kind of animal is that

tour guide: alaskan otter

me: ok, let me know what he says

Kevin Jance Nolan looks like he’s got a big job on his hands. Northampton look poor.

Yes, Jance.

#bwfc

How did that argument fare on your speed awareness course?

Knowing that you’ve got to include it in your car insurance applications for the next 5 years.

Shearer said he was impreshed with Marmoush.
#motd

You could see the relief. Cracking performance, loads of effort and smiles on faces. Makes a nice change to be optimistic again. #bwfc

Well this is a frightening list once you get to 33/1. #bwfc

Does anyone think Evatt is capable of getting us out of this?

We’ve been underperforming for a year and getting worse. His tactics have been found out and he’s admitted he can’t improve the morale.

Absolutely baffling that he’s still in a job and even worse given money for transfers.

#bwfc

A handy guide for all the Trumpanzees twisting themselves into a pretzel to explain

I saw the sign language translator doing this while Trump was speaking.

Needs more robes, anointing oils and a massive stone under a throne.

Everyone smiling and clapping, apparently pretending the horrific dickheads coming into power wouldn't torch the lot of it, if it was advantageous (and they probably will do in time)

32 years ago today Bolton’s John McGinlay shocked Anfield in the FA Cup.

A lovely old-school winger’s assist from Dave Lee here.

Beat your man, get down the line, stick the ball on the striker’s bonce…

“It doesn't mean to say I can't. I could easily coach more direct set piece based football, it is simple”

I could still be a premier league player….it is simple… I just don’t want to, because I believe in my plan of drinking beer and sitting on the couch. You just have to believe.