Was having a pretty good day until being unceremoniously and very publicly told I will NEVER be the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. Not gonna lie, it stings a little.
10.11.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@futureformerjd.bsky.social
Building the world's smallest family office, one W-2 paycheck at a time. House poor. Pushing back retirement w/ every ill-advised purchase. TRACTOR owner.
Was having a pretty good day until being unceremoniously and very publicly told I will NEVER be the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. Not gonna lie, it stings a little.
10.11.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I had no idea the leopard would eat my face!"
09.11.2025 14:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, in Jagerbombs right?
08.11.2025 14:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zero!
08.11.2025 14:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We've come so far!
08.11.2025 13:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Affordability" is completely relative. What's affordable for one is unaffordable for another. As long as NYC is one of the most desirable places to live on Earth, it's going to be a lot more expensive than less desirable places. Apparently this is controversial, despite its truth.
08.11.2025 13:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huge if true. (It's not.)
07.11.2025 23:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Is there a doctor in the house? A real doctor?"
07.11.2025 00:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dick Cheney's villainy seems quaint by comparison. Ah, the good ol' days.
04.11.2025 11:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A good ol' fashioned bench clearing... staredown?
Was that the first bench clearing staredown in World Series history?
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02.11.2025 00:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have to admit it, Canada has a pretty good national anthem.
01.11.2025 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What about a show called Is It Lasagna?
01.11.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Too busy grinding.
07.10.2025 00:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What happened to Rob?
06.10.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Plot twist: Sanchez WAS the criminal. I'd say Governor Braun butt fumbled that one!
05.10.2025 21:52 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I think the chance of him running is 0%.
But I think the chance of him attempting to suspend elections and declare martial law is >50%.
Occasionally it happens by accident, I think.
03.10.2025 00:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need in on this.
03.10.2025 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you really?
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01.10.2025 13:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuuuuuuuck
01.10.2025 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are ALWAYS receipts. Who had ZM?
29.09.2025 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was it Brewster? I just remember the companies not the persons involved!
29.09.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Congrats to the guy who thought Zoom would outperform QRTEA/QCV/QWHATEVERTHEFUCKTHEY'RECALLINGITTHESEDAYS. Nailed it.
29.09.2025 18:58 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0"We did nothing wrong. But, to avoid the cost of continuing litigation (which could cost MILLIONS), we are settling the case with the FTC for $2.5 billion."
-Amazon, probably
Whoops!
25.09.2025 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canceled immediately too. They would have to offer a pretty big mea culpa for me to go back.
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