Future Former Lawyer

I did not like the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Am I MAGA?!

bUts i NEeD muH YeLlystOnE!!!

I spend all night fixing my YouTube algorithm and my 7 year old son spends all day destroying it.

Welp, I just learned something.

Fun Fact: it's not fascism until they violate your 2nd Amendment rights. Up until that time, it's just "owning the libtards."

Are they getting ready or have they already been buying? Something caused the Yen to strengthen starting Thursday/Friday.

Shut it down. Shut it the fuck down.

A bruise is technically "internal bleeding."

I bought a WSJ subscription and am forcing myself to read at least one article per day. Today I learned Mila Kunis is the head of her HOA.

They're the worst.

The Gang Explains the AI Economy

Me: These Nvidia theories seem wildly overblown.

Nvidia: We are not Enron!

Me:

You're assuming he thinks at all. I think that's highly debatable.

Marjorie Taylor Greene would have to be a much bigger idiot than we already know her to be NOT to resign until after her pension vests. You better believe I'd be waiting for that pension.

Never bring a gun to a knife fight. You'll just look like you're trying too hard. It's cringe.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

I mean, you're right. I do it to myself.

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

This ship sailed so long ago it's not even visible on the horizon.

Jfc not now. I ain't got time for this shit.

Oh, so like she has repeatedly done herself over the course of her political career?

A shame. A real shame.

No.

1. You aren't getting racist, homophobic, Christian nationalist MAGAs to join the Democrat party. Nor would Democrats want them.

2. "Dunking" on these awful cult members will result in many of them returning to their pre-Trump status as non-voters.

"Adding them" is unnecessary.

When it's time for the last season of the Simpsons, they should age by two years from one episode to the next episode. Unfreeze them. Let them grow. And age. And what follows after that. When it's time.

I'm starting to think this Trump fella may have had more to do with Epstein than he's letting on. Just a hunch.

Cool that the DOJ can write up a secret memo that shields people from international law. I had no idea.

Yeah no

Was having a pretty good day until being unceremoniously and very publicly told I will NEVER be the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. Not gonna lie, it stings a little.

"I had no idea the leopard would eat my face!"

Wait, in Jagerbombs right?