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Building the world's smallest family office, one W-2 paycheck at a time. House poor. Pushing back retirement w/ every ill-advised purchase. TRACTOR owner.

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Was having a pretty good day until being unceremoniously and very publicly told I will NEVER be the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. Not gonna lie, it stings a little.

10.11.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I had no idea the leopard would eat my face!"

09.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, in Jagerbombs right?

08.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zero!

08.11.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We've come so far!

08.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Affordability" is completely relative. What's affordable for one is unaffordable for another. As long as NYC is one of the most desirable places to live on Earth, it's going to be a lot more expensive than less desirable places. Apparently this is controversial, despite its truth.

08.11.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge if true. (It's not.)

07.11.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Is there a doctor in the house? A real doctor?"

07.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dick Cheney's villainy seems quaint by comparison. Ah, the good ol' days.

04.11.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good ol' fashioned bench clearing... staredown?

Was that the first bench clearing staredown in World Series history?

02.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

02.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to admit it, Canada has a pretty good national anthem.

01.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about a show called Is It Lasagna?

01.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Too busy grinding.

07.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to Rob?

06.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Plot twist: Sanchez WAS the criminal. I'd say Governor Braun butt fumbled that one!

05.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think the chance of him running is 0%.

But I think the chance of him attempting to suspend elections and declare martial law is >50%.

04.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Occasionally it happens by accident, I think.

03.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need in on this.

03.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you really?

03.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

😯

01.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuuuuuuuck

01.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are ALWAYS receipts. Who had ZM?

29.09.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was it Brewster? I just remember the companies not the persons involved!

29.09.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congrats to the guy who thought Zoom would outperform QRTEA/QCV/QWHATEVERTHEFUCKTHEY'RECALLINGITTHESEDAYS. Nailed it.

29.09.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"We did nothing wrong. But, to avoid the cost of continuing litigation (which could cost MILLIONS), we are settling the case with the FTC for $2.5 billion."

-Amazon, probably

25.09.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoops!

25.09.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I canceled immediately too. They would have to offer a pretty big mea culpa for me to go back.

19.09.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘†πŸΌ

18.09.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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