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Homer Simpson saying “Hmm, Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

Me:

Lisa Simpson from the Australia episode saying “I know those words but that sign makes no sense.”

😝

Pretty sure I’ve seen JJ Grey play one of those in concert

Every time Great British Baking Show calls something “an English classic” you know it’s gonna be absolutely disgusting.

I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

Girl, you’ll be a defendant, soon…

“Experimenting with frugality” is one of the most evil things I’ve ever read

a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .

It’s one baseball game, Michael, how long can it last? Ten hours?

“Let’s take another look at that unsuccessful bunt attempt from our Marlins Man Cam, brought to you by Progressive Insurance”

Every out in this game is a dagger

16th inning pitching duel, Vladdy vs. Freddy. Who says no?

I think definitionally the DH is not a position player.

So this game actually can’t end, right? Like, that would-be homer that died at the wall means no one will ever actually score again?

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

I’m not like a big Kershaw fan or anything but that was pretty neat.

So the killer use case for Google’s phone AI is telling you what flowers to buy? Instead of asking the nice flower shop lady or, I dunno, picking something you think is pretty? Man, tech companies have lost all understanding of actual humans.

The fact that some prominent Democrats defend a Maine Senate primary candidate’s Nazi tattoo while he isn’t even leading in polls, but not defend a NYC mayor primary winner from false smears even as he’s leading general election polls says a lot.

That doesn’t seem driven by voter preference.

The most vile, unhinged twitter trolls you can imagine are now controlling every lever of the most powerful government in the world.

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

More like Insane Clown P—you know what, never mind

Love too be a LOCIAL WOARON

I’m in trial this week and every time I open an exhibit in Adobe Acrobat to show a witness, a banner pops up inviting me to try their latest AI bullshit, which I then have to close while asking my question. This stupid bubble can’t burst fast enough, imo.

so Trump demolished the White House, demanded the DOJ pay him $230M to cover his previous legal bills, his pseudo soldiers are abducting people off the streets, the government is shutdown and the GOP is not swearing in a Dem representative because they don't want her vote—did I get that all right?

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Motion to replace the saying “jumped the shark” in the American lexicon with “flew the poop airplane.”

You gotta just block these accounts without interacting. They're doing this the night before No Kings so they can selectively grab quote posts and replies about how nasty people are being. It's extremely transparent. Just block and move on.

In response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, “Your mom did,” and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: “Your mom.”

So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Not that you asked (sorry), but the line I still quote from an ad is “It’s a common misconception among raccoons,” from this gem, featuring voice of Homer Simpson, Dan Castellanetta. youtu.be/nevOnaqspPI?...