When you’re definitely the good guys

It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS

Borges is not the only Social Security official to raise concerns about the safety of data under the U.S. DOGE Service, which was launched by billionaire Elon Musk to cut costs across the government.

This is what I mean when I say traditional media can't handle the right's bad faith. In no way was DOGE made to simply trim government spending. It was made to nullify Congress and take a hatchet to programs that ran afoul of the regime's agenda. That media can't say this reinforces the bad faith.

U.S. How Trump Is Changing the U.S. Citizenship Test Critics say an update to the civics exam applicants have to take makes it harder and more subjective.

🔲 Are you white?

If someone “doesn’t understand” the No Kings protests, they just don’t want to understand. Understanding would undercut their entire worldview.

All of these soulless rubes are living on the Ricky Bobby “but I said with all due respect?” And because legacy media is gutless and ill equipped, it continues to work for them.

“System goaltender.” -that guy on Twitter

It rocks that this sort of thing is just playing with the sound on in every waiting room in the country once you get 50 miles outside a major city. Two people with stuffed animal eyes shaking their heads sadly over footage of the president being inconvenienced briefly.

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

it’s like actually really uncool, man, that you won’t surrender to authoritarianism. stop being so square, man. you’re really killing the vibes, man.

So the ticket, merchandise and TV revenue less operating costs is evenly distributed to the shareholders???

how many times am I gonna have to post this

Absolute nonsense. Good lord.

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

I imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning solution is F***** CLEAN.

Absolute brain stew

The iconic @Dankgdl tweet reading "Once before class my friend said to me 'time to clean house' and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts."

I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.

Paige Bueckers on the hug with Geno: "Yeah, he told me he loved me and I told him I hated him, so ..."

The greatest mind of our generation has invented the trade environment we had as of five days ago.

Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."

I’ve loved Brad Frost’s contribution to the MN program…..but hire.this.lady. yesterday.

One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”

Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.

As a Senator, I serve a cause higher than what my constituents might "want," or the interests of the labor unions that support my party, or even the continued function of the republic itself. And that cause is uh... hmm this is embarrassing. Wow. I definitely had it written down. On a post-it. Haha.

Because Zack has no interest in doing so

Utter nonsense

it's been wild seeing guys who were Republicans a few years ago be better allies than politicians with pickled brains like Newsom and Emanuel.

It is just something way more than evil and insane to be able to say these things on television unchecked

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer