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I make my own clothes.

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I believe they're washed because the hens are kept in such appalling conditions the eggs are filthy.

10.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't remember hearing anything about work going on in the shop building in recent weeks, hence my confusion...
#TheArchers

10.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could someone remind me why the village shop is in the church in the first place? #TheArchers

10.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Air Ambulance - BBC Sounds Every second counts as the Air Ambulance crew try to save a life.

What a fascinating, moving bit of radio... www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

10.11.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inspired by @nataliehaynes.bsky.social to look a little closer at the pots in the Cornwall Museum...
"No more shots for me thanks"

23.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always worth a listen, if only for Stewart Lee's infectious laugh...

16.10.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is terrifying!

02.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Word of Mouth - Julia Donaldson: A life in language - BBC Sounds The Gruffalo author tells Michael Rosen about her writing, reading, speaking and listening

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

What a lovely episode!
(You know you're post night shift when hearing Julia Donaldson read excerpts from your now teenage children's once favourite books reduces you to tears.)

02.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you hiding a copy of The Beano inside a copy of The Beano?

19.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@foolhandy.bsky.social

12.09.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A hardback copy of the new book No Friend To This House by Natalie Haynes.

A hardback copy of the new book No Friend To This House by Natalie Haynes.

The best kind of post today. Some birthday presents are worth waiting for... @nataliehaynes.bsky.social

11.09.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This looks lovely, but which apples to use, cookers or eaters?

10.09.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bram Stoker
1847-1912
A PENGUIN SINCE 1979

Bram Stoker 1847-1912 A PENGUIN SINCE 1979

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

07.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2555    πŸ” 779    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 54

Quote with a gif from the last show/film you watched. 🫣

20.08.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An AI overview reading: β€˜Ozzy Osbourne, the English singer and media personality, is still alive as of August 18, 2025. He was born on December 3, 1948.’

An AI overview reading: β€˜Ozzy Osbourne, the English singer and media personality, is still alive as of August 18, 2025. He was born on December 3, 1948.’

And this, people, is why you don’t use AI.

20.08.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Confessions of a Brain Surgeon Top brain surgeon Henry Marsh is facing his own life-threatening diagnosis. He reveals the huge risks and emotional impact of a job filled with difficult life-and-death decisions.

What an incredibly frank and emotional watch. Recommend.
Confessions of a Brain Surgeon: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002hfbw via @bbciplayer

20.08.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A retired headteacher was arrested for carrying an Eye joke at a march in July.

To hear more about Mr Farley’s arrest and release, tune in to the Summer Free Speech Special episode of Page 94, the Private Eye magazine podcast.

19.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

Increase a band:

The Panacea

14.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a frequent earworm of mine.... #ShowingMyAge

12.08.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I said we'd smash the gangs, I meant the gangs of old ladies holding cardboard signs.

10.08.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 761    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

31.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16068    πŸ” 4269    πŸ’¬ 241    πŸ“Œ 169

Funny and yet horrifically true summing up. Do watch; they’re very good at what they do.

26.07.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Is anyone seriously saying the average 16 and 17 year old is less capable of making a rational decision than these Brexit voters?

18.07.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 26

The FUNNIEST and SILLIEST thing happened tonight. Sadly it doesn't fit in one post. So:🧡

(feat Italian Oasis fans, and Manc joy)

17.07.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 24

It's always Christmas somewhere... @foolhandy.bsky.social

18.07.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How very different ’Hi-De-Hi’ could have been.

10.07.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 567    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

My brilliant sister....

10.07.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex and the city. 🀦

04.07.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing worse than a disappointing banana.

04.07.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A fascinating watch, but my goodness it's bleak.

03.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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