Seane ND Crafter

If you are having issues with art theft, please get in touch with Justice 4 Artists. I have been working with them for a year and we just finished taking down 100 shops that were stealing and selling my work. No up front cost and they are an awesome team to work with. I will do a full write up soon.

Are you a sophont interested in the editorial engineering bay? Good news: Escape Pod is looking for people interested in joining the crew as associate editors, reading and recommending submissions! Interested? Contact us at xo@escapeartists.net for more details!

The lead singer of the cockroach band wants to know if humans really need eardrums.....

Why is there that bubbling, gurgling noise?

If you're thinking to yourself, "I don't know anything written for young readers in speculative fiction in this, the 21st century!"

I have good news for you!

You have five whole years of Ignyte Awards finalists for Outstanding Novel: Young Adult and Outstanding Middle Grade to read!

Great response 😁

Evan, why is the floor so wet?

Ursula was perfection, and triton was an ass.

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

Sounds like my dad.

Let's see how much we can help Jack while we can 🫶

CONGRATS BUGGE!

Oh gods, I hate that so much. My brother does that all the time.

*throws up the Autisms Bat Signal*

Anyone got 1920s train facts for Elliott?? Somebody has got this covered, I’m sure.

I did win!

PUT AWAY YOUR BLOWGUN, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Hard same.

Timeline cleanse: Baby goat afternoon pick me up

This is just a regular pierogi, though. If you're not pure of heart and you eat a pierogi, it just turns to ash in your mouth. Or, worse yet, farmer's cheese.

This is unbelievably terrible. I just donated. Please feel free to kick in if you're so inclined. gofund.me/d89f47b6

If someone has the audacity to suggest that a bookshelf with a rolling ladder “won’t fix you”, consider it a sign that your friendship with them has simply run its course.

I know it seems like a frivolous thing to ask for help with (a phone) but I need to stay in touch with my doctors and therapist AND especially my husband who has heart problems! I still need $459 to get the phone and plan if anyone can help! 💜 $BlueEyedAshh or BlueEyedAshh (Venmo) or @/AshleySpend

Stop posting your cool art without alt text!!

So many times in the last few days I’ve seen amazing art I want to repost and I refuse to because there’s no alt text.

You are losing reach with your art if you don’t make it accessible.

Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:

MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.

Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We ARE at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.

Also "oh, big yawn" when they yawn. It's necessity.

I would have had the BIGGEST crush on you....

This came just when I needed it most. Thanks, @orcspiration.bsky.social

PUT AWAY YOUR MACE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Oh no! Not the AI industry? WHATEVER WILL WE DO???

/sarcasm.