Thanks rocco64

This rocks

If it’s a girl? Felony. A boy? Arson. (Picking baby names)

@jamieloftus.bsky.social
I have an insider scoop but need to dm you

I love rodents as no man ever has.

Sell the car too and get one of those keyboards with the rainbow lights

It’s Minnesover 😔

@nelward.bsky.social Holy shit, you seen this?

bunny in the grass

The world is not bending to my will.

Tristeza Samba Trio · Tristeza · Song · 1990

open.spotify.com/track/2qdqnk...

Get a load of this. I’ll have what they’re having, thanks.

Brazilian musicians will name a song “tristeza” and it’s the most upbeat melody you’ve heard in your life

I quite enjoyed the Phoenician scheme.

Bushmiller was truly ahead of his time

What is the object by Nancy’s right hand in the last panel? An ink blot?

Oh brother this guy stinks

They’re remaking Seven Samurai with an all-schlub cast. Stained undershirts, untied shoelaces— the whole works. It’s costing them $100 million.

ⓘ Rude

That St Paul mayoral candidate is posting on an anime porn subreddit, this is the kind of representation I want in politics

Smokin the shit that killed Frank Sinatra #ratpack

We’ve been tatooine’d

Buster is meesa cousin

I’m the Mikhail Gorbachev of vaping

Image: an article from a vintage almanac ca. 1935. An image of a small goblin-like creature stealing away a bag of produce. Text reads: Concerned For Your Crops? Goblins only forage and hunt for their food! Before assuming your missing turnips or stolen corn is the handiwork of your local Goblin People's, please take care! Local Goblins keep deer populations in check, forage away invasive plants, and propagate local species! It is a harmful stereotype that Goblins are thieves and rogues who only place the communities near their dens, when they have been common stewards of our ecosystems for hundreds of years!

Image: an article from a vintage almanac ca. 1935. Image depicts a silhouette of a hammerhead salamander with flame-like extensions on either side of its head. Text reads: Be Kind! Fire Salamanders are a protected species! Fire Salamanders once were used for the making of fireproof gloves and clothing, but now are an endangered species. Poaching and skinning is a crime and you will be prosecuted to the full extend of the law if you are found with fire salamanders living or dead.

Image: an article from a vintage almanac ca. 1935. Shows an image of a white albino barn owl at night. There is handwritten text that reads "Beware the Sanguine Stare!" Text reads: has your Family Seen A White Owl? Beware! It May Be An Omen! If a friend or family member has died after seeing an albino barn owl, be aware! These owls increasingly have been seen in remote towns and farmsteads all over the country, heralding death for an individual shortly after. If you see a white owl please remain attentive to friends and family, you never know whose death it may herald!

Image: an article from a vintage almanac ca. 1935. Depicts two roses with sweet pleasant human faces at their centers. Text reads: Flower Sprites are beautiful, but Exposure May Be Lethal! Flower Sprites mimic our favorite blooming varieties, and their efflorescences can last well into the fall and winter months when their mundane counterparts wilt and wither. Despite this charming longevity, prolonged exposure to Flower Sprites and their accompanying side effects ; confusion, lethargy, dizziness, and hallucinations, can contribute to cognitive decline in the elderly and mental addlement in young children. Beware! Be Aware!

Public Awareness Announcements courtesy of the Midwestern Almanac of Prairie Spirits;

Most people don’t know this but Syttende Mai actually commemorates Norway’s victory over the French at the battle of Puebla

Couldn’t be me but I respect it

Beat me to it

Sufjan Stevens Illinoise re-release 10 years from now better have a song about the pope

Just logging on now, I sure hope the new pope isn’t from Chicago

This feels like it’s from 2009 youtube