One Mean Bun

The number of people in the last 18-odd hours who’ve told me as a federal employee (contractor, so I have no guarantee of backpay) some version of, “well, you’re already fucked, so just take one for the team” has been really eye-opening.

And not in a good way.

I think you're aware of how deeply dishonest you're being and are proud of it because you're a deeply immoral person who gets off on lying in public.

How do you think people view your posts when you lie openly about what Buttigieg has or hasn't said?

Jesus fucking Christ is this a parody

Okay no, absolutely not. We are not doing "Jar Jar Binks is woke, actually"

every one of these ass-kissing sessions has the cadence of the deathbed

When was it?

This place is not healthy any more

Shut the fuck up you smug vegan prick

Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social please save us

HFCS is not any worse than other sugars. You're being led to believe scare tactics.

But the rich crazy people I follow on TikTok won't explain it to me!

The nutritional value or health promoting nature of a food is not based on your level of literacy and ability to break down a word phonetically.

This is what stupid people believe. It's a scare tactic. You need to shut the fuck up forever.

There's a great Maintenance Phase (podcast) episode about this!

(also that podcast is brilliant and hilarious)

should be journalistic malfeasance to cowtow to the diet industry like that.

"ultra-processed" is non-scientific and should be wholly discarded as a term. It borders on pseudo-scientific non-sense, as there is no sensible definition of it.

By some definitions, even tofu is considered ultra-processed and it’s the definition of benign. Cooking veggies and soaking beans is processing them! Might as well munch raw kidney beans which are actually toxic.

Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how many Rs are in strawberry

That's because it's a meaningless phrase. It's just another bogeyman for the Instagram and TikTok orthorexia influencers to use to scare the ignorant.

Chyle white Millennials are going theee fuck off on them 8 Democrats and perhaps if they put this much energy into keeping Republicans out of office, perhaps we wouldnt have a 34x convicted felon stealing these babies fruit snacks.

If all you're doing is bashing Democrats, I'm just going to unfollow you, because you're not a serious person, and you're not helping, and you're just mindlessly parroting tired Anti-Dem stereotypes and propaganda.

Focus your venting and ire on the GOP where it belongs. THEY did all this. Not Dems.

By the end of the day I'll have unsubscribed from every YouTube channel and blocked everyone on Bluesky. Fuck everything and everyone. I'll probably cut off all my friends and sell my game systems by Friday.

Okay so you're just a fucking Nazi, got it

AIPAC had nothing to do with the government shutdown deal, and no amount of "ah, well, nevertheless, in *other* cases" posting changes that.

Us: Vote Blue No Matter Who

Them: Blame Jew No Matter Who

That's fine, I was told that jumping straight to AIPAC in a situation that was completely unrelated to Israel in any way was actually just about *general lobbying* and how that correlates to Bad Senators.

Conveniently. /s

Super Normal Day Some Folks Are Having.

Anyways, yesterday I got pissed off, but a lot of people yesterday and today are showing the ugliest parts of their souls and insisting that having that in them makes them the most pure and noble, and it really makes me want to spend less time on this site.

Anyway, this site has decided to go full outrage at the Dem Party because they cared more about federal employees who hadn't gotten paid in over a month, kids depending on SNAP benefits, & anyone who lives underneath a flight path than the possibility they could blame millions of deaths on the GOP.