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Chris Conaton

@conatonc.bsky.social

Music writer, movie lover, professional grocery shopper

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donald trump is speaking into a microphone and saying i don 't take any responsibility at all ALT: donald trump is speaking into a microphone and saying i don 't take any responsibility at all

Johnson, following the lead of his boss.

05.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yglesias, as always, holding it down for the β€œTiptoe Around the People Who Don’t Pay Any Attention Lest You Attract Their Attention and Accidentally Upset Them” coalition.

04.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, leaving a mid-size rural town in Texas for Russia to own the libs seems insane to me. These mid-size towns do nothing but support the Texas government’s efforts to make the existence of LGBTQ people illegal!

04.11.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking some cues from veteran college basketball coaches here.

03.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anna, Pam Bondi must’ve read your piece about Lindsay contacting you and then trying to make it off the record retroactively and said, β€œI have an idea!”

03.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roger Ailes being upset that Nixon had to resign because the Watergate hearings were on tv every day and the reporting on them was accurate is the origin point of Fox News and right-wing media. This should be common knowledge and the starting point for any conversation about our media environment.

01.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It adds a certain atmosphere to the episodes!

30.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a person who works in multiple grocery stores, I’d say somewhere between 6-10 of the songs in this top 20 are in regular rotation. Not, however, the hair metal power ballads.

29.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’ve ever thought, β€œEggo Waffles are pretty tasty, especially with syrup,” but also thought what they needed was to be smaller, crunchier, had the maple syrup flavoring already included, and to be covered in milk, well, have I got a Limited Edition cereal for you to try!

Also, marshmallows.

29.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A still from old Colbert Report segment, β€œMonkey on the Lam”, depicts a monkey with a handgun riding on the back of a lamb.

A still from old Colbert Report segment, β€œMonkey on the Lam”, depicts a monkey with a handgun riding on the back of a lamb.

28.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still talking about chicken pox.

28.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right, but when Joe was a kid and up through the 80’s for me, it was pre-vaccine. Since it was rarely serious and you β€œcould only get it once,” parents would make sure their children got it when it was going around so that they could be done with it.

People should absolutely get that vaccine now.

28.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe is about 10 years older than me and I can say with near certainty he is confusing measles with chicken pox.

28.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

As a @michiganstateu.bsky.social alum, if J Batt hasn’t already called Brian Kelly to get him to come back to the Midwest and coach the Spartans, then I don’t know what we’re doing with the @michiganstatefb.bsky.social program.

27.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kind of amazed that the NYT found a couple people willing to go on the record and say, β€œYeah, the ballroom is needed and the East Wing probably had to go.”

Yet, having watched Netflix’s The Residence this summer, which spends considerable time on the logistics of a State Dinner, I kind of get it.

26.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alamo Trust CEO gone after Dan Patrick calls for resignation The lieutenant governor has insisted that the Alamo’s story remain focused on the 1836 battle over broader narratives addressing Indigenous people and slavery.

Meanwhile, here in Texas, someone tipped off Lt. Governor Dan Patrick this week that the head of the Alamo Trust might have a more nuanced view than, β€œAll of the Alamo defenders were great big heroes against the evil Santa Anna, full stop.” So she is out.

www.texastribune.org/2025/10/23/t...

26.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Houston! Finally!!

25.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pull up that ladder behind you, Crunchyroll!

24.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question: Do you think Trump knows how to play chess? Not metaphorically. Can he actually play a game of chess?

24.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question: Do you think Trump knows how to play chess? Not metaphorically. Can he actually play a game of chess?

24.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every. Single. Time.

23.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Curious to see what she can do with an actual budget. The β€œwe only had enough money to shoot these 4 scenes of the tv show within the movie and we’re gonna keep reusing them” aspect of the film was my biggest gripe.

23.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, I’m interested to see what she could do with an actual budget.

23.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems likely that a person whose whole life, from his earliest days, was defined by being part of the landlord class, would be unable or unwilling to conceive of himself as a tenant. Even (especially) in a house that’s ostensibly owned by the American people.

23.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just saying this morning that part of why Mike Johnson has been getting away with doing terrible things to how the House runs is because he looks like a guy who should be trying to sell you Allstate Home Insurance out of a strip mall office. Just the most ordinary, average white guy possible.

22.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The point is, none of the great ideas Goodyear and Gordon are promoting are going to threaten my ability to do my job at any point in the near future.

22.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also live in the suburbs of Houston. Here in Harris County we keep voting to fund Metro projects like extending light rail to both airports. Metro keeps taking that money then saying, β€œWell, just one airport. Actually, how about Bus Rapid Transit instead? Actually, no. Road repairs and expansion.”

22.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels a bit hypocritical for me to be promoting these car abolitionists when my job as a professional grocery shopper relies on me being able to drive all day long.

22.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently this is the week where @volts.wtf and @adamconover.net finally line up their podcasts. @sgoodyear.bsky.social and @brooklynspoke.bsky.social on both shows promoting their book Life After Cars.

22.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t remember a ton about the original Running Man story, but yeah, I do remember the ending. Given the emphasis on the wife and sick toddler in the trailer, I, uh, would be surprised if they followed it to the letter.

22.10.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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