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Wingmen with Matthew & Brady Tkachuk drops
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lol nervy from this big fat pussy

Interesting. Says here, in this report from the Insitute of Sitting On Your Fat Ass To Get Everything DoorDashed By A Serf to You, that the prices of food and basic consumer goods are going down, while wages are going up.

*man holding the Guinness World Record for complaining*

It’s not far-fetched to think Matt LaFleur is fighting for his job as the Packers head coach for the rest of this season.

Monday night’s loss to the Eagles at Lambeau Field might’ve been rock bottom.

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as an american i think if we work hard enough we can get the mortgages and life expectancy to meet in the middle

Maybe you should sue the psychics for fraud, or as you might call it, “libel”

this is a day that literally celebrates the end of war

I come from a long family history of veterans and while they were proud to serve their country, they felt no pride in what they saw or what they had to do.

May this entire administration burn in the eternal flames of Hell.

Congratulations to Bari Weiss, the new General Manager of the Dallas Mavericks!

we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: Stop! He’s already dead!

Is that good

obviously you only sell almost $6 billion in stock when you're certain a company is going to get even more valuable

Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

Vancouver mayor plans to eliminate city's climate and sustainability department Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim is planning to eliminate the city's sustainability and climate department under the guise of a push to prevent increases to property taxes. Canada's National Observer learned a...

NEW: Councillors and sources inside the City of Vancouver say the city's mayor, Ken Sim, will put forth a budget Wednesday that will eliminate the city's celebrated climate and sustainability department.

this is literally never not accurate

Elon Musk is a stupid fat loser

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

oh my god

please don't miss that the link goes to a site that gives you AI-generated cliffs notes of the books so you don't have to actually read them!!

Opinion: The ostrich saga was for the birds Government’s decision to cull 300 birds in B.C. was for the public good

The ostrich saga was for the birds. The decision to cull the big birds exposed to avian influenza was a good one and the histrionics unhelpful, by @picardonhealth.bsky.social
www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti... via @theglobeandmail.com #H5N1

Make A Wish foundation vibes

I think leagues should ask sportsbooks to ban more prop bets. It's so easy for a player to not grab a rebound or to not take a shot as they can easily convince themselves it wont have a large impact on the game as a whole.

Oh fuck off

People whose lives were changed forever because of what happened. Listen to the lyrics of that song. Think of the power in this:
“Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?”
Chilling. Terrifying.

Not going to be a big scold about this elsewhere online but I really hate how the Edmund Fitzgerald disaster has become a meme and a joke for people. It was a terrifying, horrible, lonely way for those men to die. They still have loved ones alive today.

Hard to describe how much I fucking hate the TTC