the dementoid

ohh, gimme the feet girl
and free those toooes
i wanna get lost in those big ass soles
and kiss away

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Here's a grok summary for anyone else who couldn't be fucked to read this x.com/i/grok/share...

Hey man can you give me a tldr on this it's too long

Masturbation should be safe, legal, and rare

Says who, you? Lol

Soon transgender will be 70% of the population and white will be 0% btw

a baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera . ALT: a baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera .

Two of my prescriptions randomly disappeared from pharmacy's system and I got an $800+ mechanic bill waiting for me tomorrow. Fuck my gay transgender life

Main reason I started taking estrogen is so that I could grow boobs and wear bras and learn how to properly unhook a bra right before I start having a lot of sex coming up here pretty soon.

They should only have women in every movie

Gen X gets the water from the hose the ocky way!

If I can't have a gf then I pray that all of my friends break up with their gfs so they can pay more attention to ME (to anyone reading this: I don't mean you 😁🥰)

I just got done writing an op-ed titled The Maoist Third Worldist Case for American Protectionism

If I worked at a restaurant I'd make a big banana split with a big bright red cherry on top every day for my shift meal so that I would get a tummy ache and I could go home early.

If you remember 9/11, you weren't there

People born in 2003 are 30 now feel old yet

Thank you ❤️

Last night I ate a banh mi and drank one beer and then instantly fell asleep with my gamer headset on

I should drink a lot of BEER to gain more weight make my boobs grow bigger

the window to exterminate us closed a long time ago. good luck trying now that an overwhelming majority of this country has at least one friend or family member who went from a dead-eyed husk to a vibrant and joyous person after signing up for xbox game pass only $19.99/month #ad #sponsor

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Eventually you're gonna slip up

casually following my gender ambiguous coworker to the bathroom to see which one they use

NOKO MUST DIE

nokomustdie.neocities.org this rocks

If I was an unlucky in love, well intentioned dork who did a very kind favor for a beautiful woman and she said something like "I'm so happy I could kiss you!" I'd probably get really nervous and stutter a lot