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Mark Jansen

@marksjansen.bsky.social

Bearded, writes freelance. Barely represents his own views, never mind anyone else's.

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Latest posts by marksjansen.bsky.social on Bluesky

You can buy similar pens on AliExpress for peanuts. These scams are ridiculous.

17.10.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you think happens when the bubble pops? What sort of scenario do you think might happen?

09.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

meet the 40-year-olds driving the Tory youth movement

09.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Depends how big the crash it, to be honest. The biggest companies on the market are heavily invested in AI, none moreso than Nvidia, and Nvidia is, what, about 8% of the total market value at the moment? If they all saw big drops we could be looking at a huge crash with big knock-ons.

09.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem is it'll be a MASSIVE fall in the US stock market, which will ripple out across everything. The US will go into a recession overnight, as growth figures are seemingly inflated due to AI "growth". It's a huge mess, surely?

09.10.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This awful tab grouping "feature" is genuinely making me consider dropping @firefoxperformance.bsky.social altogether.

02.10.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's actually pretty modern. Came about in the 1920s

26.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is me with Rick & Morty

I do not want to watch your stupid cartoon

23.09.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Joris Bohnson - We Have a Plan (Kritikal Mass Mix) OUT NOW
YouTube video by Kritikal Mass Joris Bohnson - We Have a Plan (Kritikal Mass Mix) OUT NOW

Wait, is this not Boriswave? www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPZq...

22.09.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nearly avoided that second part of the reply, eh?

15.09.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possibly. But definitely not the person they're claiming to be.

15.09.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guy's using an AI image as a profile picture, I wouldn't even bother engaging.

15.09.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's okay to hide behind a different picture if you want privacy, but why pretend to be someone you're not?

15.09.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha incredible. Bluesky cut off that part, I didn't see it until I saw the full picture. Nice

15.09.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With respect, mate, your profile picture looks like it came straight off thispersondoesnotexist.com, and your profile has bugger all in it. I'm not 100% sure you're engaging in good faith here, or are who you say you are.

15.09.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remains to be seen. Reform is held together with tissue paper, and they won't survive the usual scrutiny of manifestos. Farage is trying to balance populist spending with his own instincts as a Thatcherite. Once the Tories get back into gear it'll be a bloodbath.

15.09.2025 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty scary how good the Pixel 10 Pro's Pro Res Zoom is sometimes

04.09.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You fool, you've left yourself WIDE open for a Yo Momma joke!

29.08.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did you know? There is a black hole - millions or billions of solar masses - in the heart of every galaxy! Each week for 5 weeks Iโ€™m giving away a signed copy of A CRACK IN EVERYTHING to a randomly chosen UK person re-posting this (4 of 5) blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro... @headofzeus.bsky.social

25.08.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Mood

28.08.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not that good, it's right there

15.08.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno, his live for Custodes is pretty sus as far as I'm concerned

01.08.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ FREE GAME ALERT
Civ 6 Platinum Edition is free on the Epic Games Store. The best Civ game so far with its expansions and DLC. Highly recommended, I've sunk days into this!
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18.07.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Novak = 38
Carlos = 22
Combined = 60
Brad Pitt = 61

Your maths is a little off, but it's still a shocking statistic

17.07.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*pinches bridge of nose*

Ok: had enough- you want to know my prediction for AI?

Well
Tough. Everyone else is giving them so I will now:

AI will do so much damage to the data infrastructure of global economy that when the bubble bursts the shockwave will destroy perfectly good companies

01.07.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You're a fabulous writer, I can't wait to see what you do next!

30.06.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not a problem, that's what epic fantasy is all about! Smash it out

15.06.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're down
Until you hear timberrrrr

13.06.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really want the details to be "not in a urinal, I just needed to go and he came and stood next to me so I wouldn't be alone"

13.06.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just remember that the Bagginses were basically upper-class hobbits who lived off their wealth. Other hobbits definitely had to work.

12.06.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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