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He got too attached to the whole "world's most bankable movie star" title

I note she says she has all his books, not that she's read them

You mean Séamus Ó Gabháin

What did Mark do that he didn't get anyone named after him

Imagine Henry VIII and Francois I wrestling at the Field of the Cloth of Gold but with hurleys

Just like when Leo resigned as Taoiseach after coming back from the states

My flight this evening has been delayed "due to high winds"

"one of" is concerning

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

That actually makes so much sense

That's disappointing

Technically he has three roles since he plays both Humphrey's body and head

It's approaching a dangerous time for the Flotilla. The people on it must be protected and allowed safe passage to Gaza. #LiftTheSiege

I was trying to think who it reminded me of and it's the Tory MP from Ghosts

New York!

The amount of people who would genuinely just move home

Nothing worse than accidental cannibalism

It's just in case the swans are actually four cursed children

Na mílte 'dearg le fearg' ag éileamh cearta teanga ag geataí na Dála Ceaptar go raibh suas go 25,000 ag freastal ar mhórshiúl i lár Bhaile Átha Cliath inniu ar son cearta teanga don Ghaeilge is don Ghaeltacht.

Ceaptar go raibh suas go 25,000 ag freastal ar mhórshiúl i lár Bhaile Átha Cliath ar an Satharn ar son cearta teanga don Ghaeilge agus don Ghaeltacht

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The sad thing is the prize pot isn't even enough for a deposit in most of the country, never mind if they have to split it

From what all the banished/murdered contestants have said, it sounds like Nick is a lot more charming in person (as he'd want to be)

I read somewhere they filmed them in the summer

Let Dustin run again

It's disgusting that a man can he prevented from running for President just because nobody has heard of him and he's never done anything or filed the required paperwork

Ní cheapfainn go n-aontódh muintir Inis Oírr leis sin

This means you're married to the sea now

Okay but genuinely, some rescue dogs in the Áras could actually do some good

(but also, wolfhounds, obviously)

Not quite the same but I remember once having to get up really early to travel home from somewhere so my mam just got me out of bed and pulled my clothes on over my pyjamas - then half a day later going to the bathroom in school and realising I still had the pyjamas on

I've seen it twice now and found it easier to follow the second time round. I'm hoping by the fifth watch I'll actually understand it

What the hell went down in that meeting