DEI Double Chin

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Lmao inshallah 🙏🏾

Robert Englund 👹 poses with his newly unveiled star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, wearing a Freddy Krueger claw and surrounded by his "Nightmare on Elm Street" family.🎃 #Halloween

My son is rolling up underwater creatures in Katamari and he found a mollusk and was confused by it and he said “maybe it’s a ghost in the shell” and now I’m extremely confused and trying to figure out where that came from. Who is exposing my child to anime???

Menu that says Featured Vegan on top and includes Salmon poke, spaghetti carbonara with bacon, shrimp cocktail, and fried chicken tenders

I don't think they understand what vegan means.

We have to end ghost kitchens

Hades 2 presents many questions. Do I want Nemesis to fuck me. Do I want to be Nemesis, and fuck Melinoë. These are the sorts of complex feelings only the masterful and experienced people at Supergiant games can prompt from players through the magic of play

Remember when Christ went Gear 5 on the beast with seven horns? Peak.

From r/airbnbhosts, 3 hours ago: Portland Occupied, how did this affect my guests? Should I post guidance? I don't know what to do, Portland is getting military patrols at the busiest season of the year for zero reason, this is literally our best season for beautiful weather, outside music and harvest festivals, people are so happy... We have jugglers and young adults dressed as traveling minstrel's at this time of year and we are being forced to deal with armed troops on our streets I am panicked because there is no unrest in the city, ZERO. What do we do as hosts and neighbors in our city? This is heart breaking. Would insurance even cover this??? And it's scary, I love this city. It's beautiful and the people are awesome and kind. My kids are here. This did not come into my mind as possible and it's really scary.

Trump: I hope the troops smash up every skull in Portland, for their principled and practiced anarchism

The median Portlander: Erm I'm worried a military occupation may result in lower bookings for the multiple houses I own and rent out short term at exorbitant prices to people who don't live here

Tweet from Shaun king that reads: “Fascinating to see Jews, who do not believe in the Christian Bible, and generally do not read or study it, critique how a Christian tells a story from it at the funeral of a Christian. I was a Christian pastor for 14 years. The story Tucker Carlson told was Biblical. Period.”

Now that’s what I call a pivot

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facility Fourteen staff were hospitalised and 75 cats and dogs evacuated.

Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...

oh so now it's a crime to have friends? and write them little poems? wow. you people just hate male friendship. this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic

a heathcliff comic of heathcliff dragon punch uppercutting a dog on the front lawn. a "ding" sfx is shown, above a lawn sign reading "beware of ding". two adults, in the background, deliver the caption "Nice sign."

heathcliff dp on wakeup

One weird trick!

Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there

"The experts thought we'd be good and we were actually dogshit so really, who is the idiot now" is an incredible post from an owner lmao

Hakeem Jeffries, standing in front of a wall: “These so-called ‘military death squads’ and ‘Trump Tribunals’ are just a distraction from <BANG BANG BANG>

I voted for Trump. Then he deported my friends, slashed my Medicare funding, shut down the government office where I work, and imposed tariffs that have driven me to bankruptcy. Please donate to my gofundme so I can stay in this country and vote for him a third time.

Getting tilted while on the stand is how we get the real good stuff to be said

Women in RPG modding: I added 50,000 words words to Wyll’s criminally underwritten romance where he talks about his feelings

Men in RPG modding: I modified the Skyrim engine to handle breasts fifteen times the base game’s capacity and made a one handed control mode for totally unrelated reasons

DJ Akademics look like a depressed McGriddle

This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)

Great take from @tietuesday.bsky.social about AI being used for "Placeholder art" in video games.

2025 jon: well i have some good news. nin is still making kind of cool sounding songs

2005 jon: badass

2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw

I never mentioned anything about him being gay??