liz belsky

Breaking Dawn Part 2 is the craziest rewatch because the plot had become basically incoherent at that point but you're also like holy shit what is LEE PACE doing here??? also Rami Malek popping up in tiny parts in both that movie and The Master in the same year is a wild run

I feel like you guys need to know that Meghan gave me a piece of information about this season that made me go "God damnit, I'm gonna have to watch this season of Squid Game, aren't I."

Every time I open this app I'm forced to see something that would've done numbers on Tumblr in 2013

I don't think Adrienne Adams is going to deviate meaningfully from the status quo but I sure signed the petition to get her on the ballot because Jesus Fucking Christ, Anyone Else

GET IT GIRL!!!!

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is so funny bc like religious trauma is real and all but tell me why these women in their late 20s are scandalized to the point of making it a running group point of mockery that one of their friends sat on her husband's face once

Nathan Fielder Created a Fake Singing Competition for ‘The Rehearsal.’ One Contestant Lost $10,000 and Feels Betrayed: ‘I Signed Up to Be a Singer, Not a Lab Rat’ (EXCLUSIVE) For 'The Rehearsal,' Nathan Fielder created a fake singing competition, 'Wings of Voice.' One contestant lost $10,000 and breaks her NDA to speak out.

no sorry we're not canceling nathan fielder because a chronic game show contestant didnt get to be on tv the way she liked. the sully episode is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

A Vin Scully bobblehead. He looks very handsome.

Dodgers: You got that Vin Scully bobblehead we asked for?
bobblehead company: Sure do, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Dodgers: what

Not before your 5K!

Logging onto a meeting at my (iykyk) job with the boob jar @megsokay.bsky.social made visible in my Zoom background

I "made" my girlfriend watch the first movie with me yesterday and she was SO locked in from the first heist and afterward I felt like I had to keep saying "Okay but the second one is REALLY bad so please temper your expectations." But god these movies are so much fun to watch, this is my MCU

You're in it for the Austen swoons, I'm in it for Amy Dunne and Wambsgans, everyone wins!

I'm not joking when I say that Timeless Toni Storm is singlehandedly making me a wrestling girlie

Lively and Kendrick are, individually but especially together, permanently trapped in the year 2016. I know you're not allowed to say this online, because of woke, but it's true. They're terminally cheugy. And a good filmmaker can recognize and exploit that. But... come on now.

I'm sorry to the writer whose review of Another Simple Favor just made my eyes roll out of my head, but literally nothing about Blake Lively or Anna Kendrick can even approximate the act of "serving cunt," and what made the OG film so fun was that it actually served elevated cheugy in a knowing way!

April 2020 tweet of Twitter user @LilTrePod in a Baskin Robbins cartoon ice cream cone (with face and hat) suit. The caption reads "how the fuck am i an essential worker?"

A belated happy five-year anniversary to this tweet, the most vivid souvenir of life during quarantine.

The Now You See Me movies are my absolute favorite guilty pleasure - the first is great, the second is horrifically bad but I still love it - and the fact that they actually made good on their threats to make a third AND added Rosamund Pike as the villain AND Dominic Sessa?! I'm so blessed

RFK jr. in shambles

Literally the production that made me think, "Do I like King Lear the play, or do I just like the stuff with the daughters and Edmund's 'Now gods, stand up for bastards' monologue?"

Drag Race over, girlfriend out of town at a wedding, AMC A-List gave me a month of free AppleTV… tonight might be the night I finally get Severancepilled

Mickey Rourke took the Substance in 2008 which explains both his current appearance and also that weird early-10s period where Hollywood was really trying to make known maniac Alex Pettyfer happen

If astrology isn't real then explain Barbra Streisand being a Taurus

The real indignity is that the joint is called Los Tacos so the existence of Los Tacos No. 1 here in NYC just mocks me relentlessly because their food is NOTHING compared to Los Tacos of Bakersfield, California.

The restaurant's still open but I have no reason to go back to Bakersfield, so I constantly think about the chile verde huevos rancheros at the taco place in the neighborhood I grew up in. Incredible tacos and burritos there too but. Chile. Verde. Huevos. Rancheros.

The “baby of the year” in memoriam segment, and the screen shows pope Francis, with the words “little papa Francisco 1936-2025. Murdered on Easter by JD Vance”

in memoriams don’t usually include how they died

Realizing I have met not one but two potential candidates for the papacy....and man, I would be really shocked if one of them has as much support as the media is suggesting. Because not to be ageist, but that man is OLD, and not in a Dick Van Dyke way where he's spry, in a Mitch McConnell way.

Me and my colleagues in Slack all morning

Of course the pope had to die on my damn day off

You can basically tell how good a movie audience will be by how many people clap for the Nicole Kidman pre-show ad.